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PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 6:27 pm 
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So Galifianakis hosting SNL was pretty awful. No more awful than SNL usually is, but he certainly didn't add anything. Disappointing.


The digital shot with him invading all the NBC shows was pretty funny. Him wheeling out behind Brian Williams was quality.

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Guys have you got some more jokes about Joanna Newsom and elves/D&D.

I know basically it's her voice + her ears + the way she dresses + some kind of references to fictional fantasy creatures, but I just can't seem to assemble those in any meaningful way on my own. I need somebody with some real wit and comedic talent to give me some more examples. Of course we've had several thousand of them already since 2004, but I still need to see a few more so I can figure out how this whole thing works.



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PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 6:35 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: March 2010 Random Thread
PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 6:37 pm 
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Flying Rabbit wrote:
Drinky wrote:
So Galifianakis hosting SNL was pretty awful. No more awful than SNL usually is, but he certainly didn't add anything. Disappointing.


The digital shot with him invading all the NBC shows was pretty funny. Him wheeling out behind Brian Williams was quality.


That was OK.

The rest of what I saw was way worse, but even with that skit I was really disappointed with how they were utilizing him.


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 8:05 pm 
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Drinky wrote:
Flying Rabbit wrote:
Drinky wrote:
So Galifianakis hosting SNL was pretty awful. No more awful than SNL usually is, but he certainly didn't add anything. Disappointing.


The digital shot with him invading all the NBC shows was pretty funny. Him wheeling out behind Brian Williams was quality.


That was OK.

The rest of what I saw was way worse, but even with that skit I was really disappointed with how they were utilizing him.


This was the only thing I saw, and it was, like everything on SNL WAAAAAY too long and reliant on a one note joke that at best would get a chuckle. It was also too reliant on the whole "Oh look, its a funny guy doing something funny so it must be funny" schtick that is mined by so many today. See: Office, The, and Ferrell, Will Career of.

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I probably would never find out because there is no way I would ever talk to someone wearing a hat like that.


Before that her claim to fame had been throwing boozy pajama parties featuring herself, a dozen or so assorted men, a bottle of hootch, a tub of Crisco, and a warm coke.


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yeah that skit wasn't that funny, except him as a kid.

and i don't know why but i can't get the nbc site to work on my computer. it keeps taking me to nbc mobile.

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Just bought my first bottle of whiskey last night.
Wife was completely turned off by the purchase and wouldn't even sit near me while I sipped on it. ("It smells nasty!")

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Just bought my first bottle of whiskey last night.
Wife was completely turned off by the purchase and wouldn't even sit near me while I sipped on it. ("It smells nasty!")


What kind did you get?

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I probably would never find out because there is no way I would ever talk to someone wearing a hat like that.


Before that her claim to fame had been throwing boozy pajama parties featuring herself, a dozen or so assorted men, a bottle of hootch, a tub of Crisco, and a warm coke.


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 12:57 pm 
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Senator GAR in 2010! wrote:
PopTodd wrote:
Just bought my first bottle of whiskey last night.
Wife was completely turned off by the purchase and wouldn't even sit near me while I sipped on it. ("It smells nasty!")


What kind did you get?


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Senator GAR in 2010! wrote:
PopTodd wrote:
Just bought my first bottle of whiskey last night.
Wife was completely turned off by the purchase and wouldn't even sit near me while I sipped on it. ("It smells nasty!")


What kind did you get?


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We used to have a bottle of this, and any time someone told an outlandish or FAIL story, the rule was they had to "Suck on The Cock"

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Kingfish wrote:
I probably would never find out because there is no way I would ever talk to someone wearing a hat like that.


Before that her claim to fame had been throwing boozy pajama parties featuring herself, a dozen or so assorted men, a bottle of hootch, a tub of Crisco, and a warm coke.


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 Post subject: Re: March 2010 Random Thread
PostPosted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 3:07 pm 
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From Garna Cumrie Crotch's new gq blog. Monty and frostingspoon should get together and jack off to this asap:

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I probably would never find out because there is no way I would ever talk to someone wearing a hat like that.


Before that her claim to fame had been throwing boozy pajama parties featuring herself, a dozen or so assorted men, a bottle of hootch, a tub of Crisco, and a warm coke.


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 Post subject: Re: March 2010 Random Thread
PostPosted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 5:47 pm 
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Senator GAR in 2010! wrote:
From Garna Cumrie Crotch's new gq blog. Monty and frostingspoon should get together and jack off to this asap:

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That graph is wrong. A friend while in college would fit all four circles. He's an editor for a business/development journal, now, or some such as that, but back when, he was a two-time volunteer on the Alan Keyes campaign ('96 & '00), Hardball w/ Chris Matthews intern, reader of Star Wars fiction, listener to indie-rock (still is...), & closeted homosexual. He's like the ur-Washingtonian.

& like The Washingtonienne, my friend, presumably, does anal.


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 5:52 pm 
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Senator GAR in 2010! wrote:
PopTodd wrote:
Just bought my first bottle of whiskey last night.
Wife was completely turned off by the purchase and wouldn't even sit near me while I sipped on it. ("It smells nasty!")


What kind did you get?


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(March 8) -- Sometimes multitasking has its limits.

Such is the case in the Florida Keys, where police say a 37-year-old woman crashed her 1995 Ford Thunderbird into another car as she attempted to shave her bikini area.

According to the arrest report, on March 2, Megan Mariah Barnes told Florida State Trooper Gary Dunick that she was on her way to Key West to meet her boyfriend, and that she "wanted to be ready for the visit." So, police say she had her ex-husband, Charles Judy, who was riding in the passenger seat, take the wheel while she attended to her pubic hair.

Police say Megan Mariah Barnes was shaving her bikini line while driving her Ford Thunderbird in South Florida. On March 2, she rammed into another vehicle that had slowed to make a left turn. Police also say that her license was under suspension because of a DUI conviction.

The results weren't pretty. Going 45 mph, Barnes and Judy are said to have rear-ended a car that had slowed to make a left turn.

A day earlier, Barnes had been convicted of numerous driving infractions, including DUI with a prior arrest and driving with a suspended license. She had been ordered to impound her car, her license was revoked for five years, and she had been placed on probation for nine months.

Dunick told The Citizen newspaper that after the crash, in which two passengers in the other car were treated for minor injuries at an area hospital, Barnes drove for another half-mile before switching seats with Judy in an attempt to make it seem to police as though she had not been driving.

"It is unbelievable," Dunick said. "I'm really starting to believe this stuff only happens in the Keys."

"She was charged with leaving the scene of an accident," said police spokesman Lt. Alex Annunziato, "in addition to all the charges stemming from her earlier violations."

If found guilty of violating the terms of her probation, Barnes could face a year behind bars.


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she should have crashed bleaching her roots

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We used to have a bottle of this, and any time someone told an outlandish or FAIL story, the rule was they had to "Suck on The Cock"


I kinda wish I was 21 again so I could use this.

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