Girl, I must warn you
I sense something strange in my mind
Situation is serious
Let's cure it 'cause we're running out of time

It's oh, so beautiful
Relationships they seem from the start
It's all so deadly
When love is not together from the heart

It's drivin' me out of my mind
That's why it's hard for me to find
Can't get it out of my head
Miss her, kiss her, love her (Wrong move you're dead)

That girl is poison
Never trust a big butt and smile
That girl is poison

If I were you I'd take precaution
Before I start to meet fly girl, you know
'Cause in some portions
You'll think she's the best thing in the world

She's so fly
She'll drive you right out of your mind
Steal your heart when you're blind
Beware she's schemin', she'll make you think you're dreamin'
You'll fall in love and you'll be screamin' demon, hoo

Poison, deadly, movin' it slow
Lookin' for a mellow fellow like DeVoe
Gettin' paid, laid, so better lay low
Schemin' on house, money, and the whole show
The low pro h** she'll be cut like an afro
See what you're sayin', huh, she's weighin' you
But I know she's a loser
(How do you know) Me and the crew used to do her

Poison-poison-poison-poison
Poison-poison-poison-poison (Poison)
Poison-poison-poison-poison
Poison-poison-poison-poison
Poison

I was at the bar, shake, breakin' and takin' 'em all
And that night I played the wall
Checkin' out the fellas, the highs and lows
Keepin' one eye open, still clockin' the h**s
There was one particular girl that stood out from the rest
Poison as can be, the high power chest
Michael Biv said that I'm runnin' the show
Bell Biv DeVoe
Now you know
Yo', Slick, blow

It's drivin' me out of my mind
That's why it's hard for me to find
Can't get it out of my head
Miss her, kiss her, love her (Wrong move you're dead)

That girl is poison
Never trust a big butt and smile
Poison
She's dangerous
Poison (Oh yeah, oh, yeah)
Poison

Yo' fellas, that was my end of
You know what I'm sayin', Mike
Yeah, B.B.D. in full effect
Yo', what's up to Ralph T and Johnny G
And I can't forget about my boy, B. Brown
And the whole NE crew

DAMMIT!!! If I had only listened more intently to the CHORUS of this Bel Biv Devoe classic, I wouldn't have been lured in by all those big asses.

I knew something had to be up with those thick girls.

Bel Biv Devoe...now ya know.

hey now, just cuz a girl's got junk in tha trunk don't make her "thick."

I like Big Butts and I cannot lie....

Smack it up, flip it, rub it down, oh, no....

Do me baby.

Do me baby.

The time was 6:00 on the swatch watch
No time to wait! Got a Date! Hey! (the girl is gonna do me)
oooo... to the Jacuzzi... mmm... that booty...
Smack it up; flip it; rub it down.
Oh no!



For serious, dude. New Jack Swing is the key to keepin' me keepin' on today

big booty ho's make the world go 'round

My metal-oriented guitarist tells a delicious tale of the 90's related to these songs.

At the time, he was dating his now-wife and had taken to a number of guitar-heavy shows. On her date night, she asked, nay, demanded to be taken to the Bell Biv Devoe concert.

Initially, he bridled at the thought of spending all evening with the music. It was something tolerted, but not actively sought in thier house.

And now I quote, liberally and incorrectly:
"I have never in my life seen more [women], wait, no: incredible [women] than I did at that concert. And they were crazy for that band. Every man at the concert went home with someone, usually after recieving [gratification] in the balcony during the concert. I have never seen anything like it, and doubt that I ever will.

So my hat is off to Bell Biv Devoe, cuz that guy's seen everything.

Dana,

I would probably dig your junk. I really do like roundness in my women's arses.

If you google "Fat Bottom Girls + Queen," you don't necessarily get the lyrics to that 70's classic in your search results. Just sayin'.

BBD = Afrodisiac.