I'm about to go out and make some miserable first impressions. Wish me luck. Maybe if I'm unlucky I will shit the bed.

If by shitting the bed you make a first impression, I'm impressed.

If by shit the bed you mean actually shit the bed, after you've bedded a chick...I hope you enjoy life until you wake up in a pile of shit and angry woman

Holy shit, that was funny.

(pun intended)

so the thursday night we were out at the bar just having dinner and a few drinks too many. At around 9 we were getting ready to go when the craziest, most racially insensetive and outright hilarious converation took place between this guy we kinda know (who is a probation officer, also, he is very outspoken , gay, and at the time, drunk) and a really really fucked-up black guy. Every time we'd get up to leave we'd break out laughing at some point and ordering another beer. Afterwords, somebody else who had witnessed the whole thing came over and we hung out until around 3, which pretty much had me completely wasted the next day at work until around 10. So yeah, i'm not doin much tonight. I have to say that this halloween is an especially fraudulent one, considering the scariest thing i can find on tv is the TV remake of the original Salem's Lot TV movie. i remember reading this and getting really scared. Now i'm watching rutger haur and james cromwell butcher it. sigh pere callahan.[/i]