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The Obner Divorce Curse Strikes Again
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Author:  Cupcakes [ Sat Mar 26, 2011 1:49 am ]
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Author:  XIX [ Sat Mar 26, 2011 1:33 pm ]
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jumping in to say Phil, I am sorry to hear that too.

If it's any consolation, it now seems like a (very very painful) short term thing that lead to amazingly life opening situations and improvements across the board. In other words, the best worst thing ever to go through.

Plus, effortless weight loss.

Author:  ayah [ Sat Mar 26, 2011 3:19 pm ]
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Prince of Darkness Wrote:
Divorce court was today.

Gimme my membership card.


i never liked her anyway.

Author:  shiv [ Sat Mar 26, 2011 3:45 pm ]
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classy.

Author:  bluejayway [ Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:10 pm ]
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Sorry, Phil. You always seemed like you were pulling your weight there, at least in chat board form. Sucks.

Author:  Chuck D [ Thu Jun 30, 2011 7:13 am ]
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I hope that next year's sxsw is done in true gonzo journalism form...

Author:  Cap'n Squirrgle [ Thu Jun 30, 2011 3:12 pm ]
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I do too. The board needs it.

Author:  rogneeb [ Thu Jun 30, 2011 3:22 pm ]
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i was hoping for another divorce when i saw this pop up

Author:  Cap'n Squirrgle [ Thu Jun 30, 2011 3:30 pm ]
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Patience, Rodney.

Author:  FT [ Thu Jun 30, 2011 4:24 pm ]
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i saw cap'n was the most recent person to post to this thread and almost had a heart attack from panic

severing ties with the first mate (not to mention founder of TEH BOOGER MART) would have been an unspeakable tragedy

Author:  Cap'n Squirrgle [ Thu Jun 30, 2011 4:39 pm ]
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She's not getting rid of me that easily

Author:  mutty [ Fri Jul 01, 2011 12:06 am ]
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I've decided my spouse will be known on obner as bitchy

Author:  timmyjoe42 [ Fri Jul 01, 2011 12:18 am ]
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No girl would ever part with a dude that lets her keep her placenta in the freezer.

Author:  FT [ Fri Jul 01, 2011 1:08 am ]
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timmyjoe42 Wrote:
No girl would ever part with a dude that lets her keep her placenta in the freezer.


well, where's she supposed to keep it? in the crisper???

Author:  Cap'n Squirrgle [ Fri Jul 01, 2011 11:09 am ]
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timmyjoe42 Wrote:
No girl would ever part with a dude that lets her keep her placenta in the freezer for close to 2 years now, somefuckinghow.

Author:  wenchlette [ Fri Jul 01, 2011 1:02 pm ]
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I divorced the reality of dating a long time ago.

Author:  toots [ Fri Jul 01, 2011 2:08 pm ]
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i divorced reality in 07

Author:  MontyTheMongoose [ Fri Jul 01, 2011 2:10 pm ]
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toots Wrote:
i divorced reality in 07


I have you beat by seven years. Divorced reality sometime around the Florida recount. (Seriously.)

Author:  Sex, Drugs, and Dave [ Fri Jul 01, 2011 6:04 pm ]
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I just have sex with random chicks that don't mind fucking the dj when they're drunk enough...I'm a slut these days.

Author:  jewels santana [ Fri Jul 01, 2011 6:27 pm ]
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i don't think i ever got laid from DJ'ing. what was I doing wrong?

Author:  toots [ Sat Jul 02, 2011 11:43 pm ]
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i never got laid when i was in a band. only later when i became a software developer.

what else ya got, universe?

Author:  Twilightkid [ Sun Jul 03, 2011 10:19 am ]
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toots Wrote:
i never got laid when i was in a band. only later when i became a software developer.



Wouldn't it be ironic if it was because you developed 'Garage Band'? lol

Author:  Senator LooGAR [ Sun Jul 03, 2011 9:23 pm ]
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jewels santana Wrote:
i don't think i ever got laid from DJ'ing. what was I doing wrong?


wearing pants

Author:  mutty [ Sun Jul 03, 2011 10:01 pm ]
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jewels santana Wrote:
i don't think i ever got laid from DJ'ing. what was I doing wrong?


too much shoegaze

Author:  jewels santana [ Mon Jul 04, 2011 8:20 am ]
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pants! it's always something obvious.

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