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 Post subject: Help me figure out the name of this prison movie
PostPosted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 10:31 pm 
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I'm pretty sure it was from the 90s. The only scene I can remember was very near the beginning and went like this:

- a group of new inmates are being processed / orientated by a guard

- they are lined up inside the prison, the guard is laying down the law and motions to a door and says something like:

"And behind that door is the ______________________. And you don't wanna go behind THAT door. Because the ___________________ is about the most UNPLEASANT place to be in the United States of America!"


I can't remember what the room was called. I think it had a name like "The Rehabilitator" or maybe "The ___________________ Chamber".

Ring any bells for anyone?

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 10:35 pm 
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con air maybe?

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 Post subject: Re: Help me figure out the name of this prison movie
PostPosted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 10:37 pm 
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Naw, wasn't Con Air. This was a pretty low-key movie. Don't think it lasted long at the box office. I saw it on video.

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 10:40 pm 
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 10:46 pm 
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death warrant?

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 10:52 pm 
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death warrant?


Nope. No Van Damme.

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 Post subject: Re: Help me figure out the name of this prison movie
PostPosted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 10:55 pm 
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i'm out then.

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 Post subject: Re: Help me figure out the name of this prison movie
PostPosted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 10:57 pm 
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Nope. Nope. Nope.

More of an indie / low-budget type of flick than those. Wasn't a comedy.

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 Post subject: Re: Help me figure out the name of this prison movie
PostPosted: Tue Aug 31, 2010 11:07 am 
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http://www.imdb.com/find?s=kw&q=prison

Start here and start narrowing it down with keywords. Might work.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 31, 2010 12:36 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Help me figure out the name of this prison movie
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Nope - that's not it, either.

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 Post subject: Re: Help me figure out the name of this prison movie
PostPosted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 9:36 am 
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Are you sure it was a movie?


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 Post subject: Re: Help me figure out the name of this prison movie
PostPosted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 9:59 am 
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Yeah - positive. I remember it being a VHS rental.

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 Post subject: Re: Help me figure out the name of this prison movie
PostPosted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 10:34 am 
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 Post subject: Re: Help me figure out the name of this prison movie
PostPosted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 11:40 am 
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Nope. "DTA, Frank. DTA."

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 Post subject: Re: Help me figure out the name of this prison movie
PostPosted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 12:39 pm 
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this thread reminds me of like five years ago i had a dream in which ben stiller was a cop in the desert looking for a crashed cessna. a few days later i was telling someone about it and i guess they forgot i'd said it was a dream, because the next week they asked me what the name of that movie with ben stiller as a cop was. and then they didn't believe it didn't exist and that i'd only dreamt about it.


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 Post subject: Re: Help me figure out the name of this prison movie
PostPosted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 12:54 pm 
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I can say with confidence that this one wasn't a dream. When I rented the movie years ago, I actually made a sample of the line mentioned above.

I can't locate the sample, either :(

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 Post subject: Re: Help me figure out the name of this prison movie
PostPosted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 2:04 pm 
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 2:20 pm 
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brubaker?

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 Post subject: Re: Help me figure out the name of this prison movie
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Wasn't a comedy.

Brubaker's too old.

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Ernest Goes to Jail?


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