I forgot to plug this here. It's a recount of the Scooby-Doo, Where Are You (original broadcast 1969-1970) mysteries, as told from the perspective of Scooby himself. Except Scooby is writing in the style of Get In The Van by Henry Rollins.

I want to do some spoken word/performance art with this as well.

http://retintheran.blogspot.com/

very nice, bort!

but since the title ("ret in the ran") is in scooby's voice, shouldn't each of his entries be similarly "scooby-ized"?

ruh-roh!

FT, that's only when he talks. He can write fine. When Mike Tyson writes he doethent spthell all hith words like thith.

good point

Well... I didn't see that coming.

Also, I think we all know Mike Tyson can't write.