Yeah, it's been done a million times before. But what the hell...

1. "Johnny Thunders" Vic Goddard
2. "Jeff Lynne" Paul Melancon
3. "Alex Chilton" The Replacements
4. "Suzi Quatro" The Blondes
5. "Nancy Sinatra" Bottle Rockets
6. "Judy Garland" Veal
7. "Doug Sahm" You Am I
8. "Fiona Apple" Ze Malibu Kids
9. "Michael Jordan" Thelonious Monster
10. "Donald Sutherland" Ass Ponys
11. "The Rubettes" The Auteurs
12. "John Rock 'n' Roll Sinclair" The Dogs
13. "Bob Hope" The Leaving Trains
14. "Buddy Holly" Weezer
15. "Neil Armstrong" The Dexateens
16. "Steve McQueen" Drive-by Truckers
17. "Courtney Love" Action Swingers
18. "The Replacements" Tommy Womack

No Wesley Willis?

Apparently not.

cue billy g

props for ze malibu kids

Odd, I was compiling a similar list during an extremely long and boring meeting last week...very little overlap:

Stump: Charlton Heston
Cleaners From Venus: Julie Profumo
Adam Ant: Christian Dior
Nick Lowe: Marie Provost
Stan Ridgway: Harry Truman
Cake: Frank Sinatra
Wooden Soldiers: Henry David Thoreau
The Nasty On: Lester Bangs
The Chevelles: Angelina Jolie
Human Sexual Response: Jackie Onassis
Black Randy & The Metrosquad: Idi Amin
The Vapors: Jimmie Jones
Bauhaus: Antonin Artaud
David Bowie: Andy Warhol
JJ Burnel: Freddie Laker
Warren Zevon: Boom Boom Mancini
German Art Students: Bjorn Borg
The Jazz Butcher: Shirley MacLaine
The Go Betweens: Lee Remick

New volume of these wacky hi jinx:

1. The Silver Brazilians Kate Winslet
2. Spearmint Julie Christie
3. Pernice Brothers Jacqueline Susann
4. Charlotte Hatherley Kim Wilde
5. Fenix TX Phoebe Cates
6. Idle Jets Karen Valentine
7. The Smugglers Alan Thicke
8. The Haints Carly Simon
9. Oppenheimer Cate Blanchett
10. William Pears Johnny Rotten
11. Brinkman Kirsten Dunst
12. Mambo Sons Overend Watts
13. GE Smith James Brown
14. Dogs D'Amour Errol Flynn
15. Who By Fire Madchen Amick
16. Darlington Jodie Foster
17. The Meanies Lee Remick
18. The Neighborhoods Evel Knievel
19. The Len Price 3 Julia Jones
20. The Gin Blossoms Keli Richards
21. The Sun Sawed In Half Janet Greene
22. Ridel High Wynona Ryder
23. Ozma Natalie Portman
24. Ride Howard Hughes

http://www.mediafire.com/?zwozndzwzmj

And the first volume (different from the first post in this thread):

1. Dan Bern Tiger Woods
2. Vic Goddard Johnny Thunders
3. The Leaving Trains Bob Hope
4. You Am I Doug Sahm
5. The Dexateens Neil Armstrong
6. Young Fresh Fellows Amy Grant
7. Veal Judy Garland
8. New Cassettes Huey Lewis
9. The Chevelles Angelina Jolie
10. The Blondes Suzi Quatro
11. The Bis-Quits Yo Yo Ma
12. Ze Malibu Kids Fiona Apple
13. The Beards T.S. Eliot
14. The Gay Robert Smith
15. Jerry Jerry & the Sons of Rhythm Orchestra Jimmy Reeves
16. Paul Melancon Jeff Lynne
17. The Replacements Alex Chilton
18. Thelonious Monster Michael Jordan
19. Ass Ponys Donald Sutherland
20. Hadacol Gerald Ford
21. Bottle Rockets Nancy Sinatra
22. Forgotten Rebels Rona Barrett
23. The Dirtbombs Tina Louise
24. Action Swingers Courtney Love

http://www.mediafire.com/?nvzwyll1ovg

impressive

A fourth volume.

1. Gustav Nilsson Paul Stanley
2. The Someloves Jack Robinson
3. Psychotic Youth Goldie Hawn
4. The Features Fats Domino
5. The Krayolas Gordon Lightfoot
6. The Breakdowns Samantha Jones
7. Jr. Gone Wild Martha Quinn
8. Ghost Trains Michael Caine
9. Avocadoclub Geraldine Ford
10. Tan Sleeve Maria Bartiromo
11. KC Bowman Harry Truman
12. The Huntingtons Judy Jetson
13. Salt Peter Benmont Tench
14. The Breakup Society Robin Zander
15. The Posies Grant Hart
16. The Makes Nice Anna Karina
17. The Hoodoo Gurus Gene Hackman
18. The Tights Howard Hughes
19. Highschool Hellcats Andy McCoy
20. Local H Eddie Vedder
21. The Jesus and Mary Chain Moe Tucker
22. Cymbals Eat Guitars Gary Condit
23. Art Brut Axl Rose
24. Saturday Night Karaoke Caroline Andersen

Maybe Dale can do one of these with metal bands. Nevermind, every song would be Anton LaVey.