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Author:  admin [ Mon Oct 25, 2004 3:35 pm ]
Post subject:  The ranks

Street Teamer 0
High School Poet 100
Bedroom Demos 250
Garage Band 500
"Weddings, Parties, Anything…" 750
Self-Released 7-Inch 1000
British Press Hype 1250
Indie Debut 1500
Major Label Sell Out 1750
Second Album Slump 2000
Fluke Breakthrough Single 2250
Winona Ryder wears your t-shirt on TV 2500
Hipster Backlash 2750
Worldwide Phenomenon 3000
Post-Breakup Solo Project 3250
Troubador 3500
They Still Love You in Japan 3750
Where Are They Now? 4000
Failed Reunion 4250
The Great American Songbook 4500
Death 4750
Go Platinum 5000
frostingspoon 10000

The Obner - you've got to be Mark

Author:  888 [ Mon Oct 25, 2004 7:34 pm ]
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tomarico

Author:  Elvis Fu [ Mon Oct 25, 2004 10:19 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: We need some ranks

Owns Surfer Rosa

Author:  Elvis Fu [ Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:02 pm ]
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Aroused by Matt Pinfield.

Author:  Elvis Fu [ Tue Oct 26, 2004 12:41 am ]
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Angry Goth

Author:  Elvis Fu [ Tue Oct 26, 2004 12:44 am ]
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Faces of Murpy

Author:  ayah [ Tue Oct 26, 2004 12:44 am ]
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oatmill.
(sorry billy_r)

Author:  HideousLump [ Tue Oct 26, 2004 1:31 am ]
Post subject:  Re: We need some ranks

admin wrote:
We need some ranks


OK--you're mother's a whore.

Author:  HideousLump [ Tue Oct 26, 2004 1:55 am ]
Post subject:  Re: We need some ranks

admin wrote:
We need some ranks


Or more seriously, how about this:

    Street Teamer
    High School Poet
    Bedroom Demoes
    Garage Band
    "Weddings, Parties, Anything…"
    Self-Released 7-Inch
    British Press Hype
    Indie Debut
    Major Label Sell Out
    Second Album Slump
    Fluke Breakthrough Single
    Hipster Backlash
    Worldwide Phenomenon
    Post-Breakup Solo Project
    Troubador
    They Still Love You in Japan
    Where Are They Now?
    Failed Reunion
    The Great American Songbook
    Death
    Go Platinum

Author:  south pacific [ Tue Oct 26, 2004 4:16 am ]
Post subject:  Re: We need some ranks

HideousLump wrote:
admin wrote:
We need some ranks


Or more seriously, how about this:

    Street Teamer
    High School Poet
    Bedroom Demoes
    Garage Band
    "Weddings, Parties, Anything…"
    Self-Released 7-Inch
    British Press Hype
    Indie Debut
    Major Label Sell Out
    Second Album Slump
    Fluke Breakthrough Single
    Hipster Backlash
    Worldwide Phenomenon
    Post-Breakup Solo Project
    Troubador
    They Still Love You in Japan
    Where Are They Now?
    Failed Reunion
    The Great American Songbook
    Death
    Go Platinum


These are all awesome.

Author:  Elvis Fu [ Tue Oct 26, 2004 9:07 am ]
Post subject:  Re: We need some ranks

HideousLump wrote:
admin wrote:
We need some ranks


Or more seriously, how about this:

    Street Teamer
    High School Poet
    Bedroom Demoes
    Garage Band
    "Weddings, Parties, Anything…"
    Self-Released 7-Inch
    British Press Hype
    Indie Debut
    Major Label Sell Out
    Second Album Slump
    Fluke Breakthrough Single
    Hipster Backlash
    Worldwide Phenomenon
    Post-Breakup Solo Project
    Troubador
    They Still Love You in Japan
    Where Are They Now?
    Failed Reunion
    The Great American Songbook
    Death
    Go Platinum


You forgot one:
Winona Ryder wears your t-shirt on TV.

Author:  newt [ Tue Oct 26, 2004 10:04 am ]
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Shouldn't someone with 10,000+ posts be designated as frostingspoon?

Author:  Aural Fixation [ Tue Oct 26, 2004 10:06 am ]
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I vote for Lumpy's suggestions.

Author:  Prince of Darkness [ Tue Oct 26, 2004 10:13 am ]
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Street Teamer
Not a Street Teamer, Bitch.

Author:  gauchebag [ Tue Oct 26, 2004 10:58 am ]
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Street Teamer
Own "Surfer Rosa"

I don't know where it should go from there.

There should be a kickup at 100 posts, then 250 posts, then 500 posts, and after that every 1000.

Obner Jedi once you get past a certain level.

Author:  Kabob [ Tue Oct 26, 2004 3:58 pm ]
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Lump's are amazing. That's good stuff.

Author:  HaqDiesel [ Tue Oct 26, 2004 4:59 pm ]
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Lump's + Kung Fu addendum + Newt addendum = Ranks

Author:  shmoo [ Tue Oct 26, 2004 5:08 pm ]
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You should put the ranks list, with the post numbers necessary, somewhere permanent.

Author:  HideousLump [ Tue Oct 26, 2004 6:28 pm ]
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HaqDiesel wrote:
Lump's + Kung Fu addendum + Newt addendum = Ranks


Wheeee! I have left my legacy upon the world! :rockbanana:

Although you might want to go up by hundreds on the first 10 ranks (100, 200, 300...) just to give people a chance to build up to a respectable "career."

np: Ramblin' Jack Elliott - Bull Durham Sacks and Railroad Tracks

Author:  shmoo [ Wed Oct 27, 2004 6:07 pm ]
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Hey, shouldn't Tommy's rank just always be "Pimp"?

Author:  gauchebag [ Wed Oct 27, 2004 11:44 pm ]
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good choices.

"Fluke Breakthrough Single"
:lol:

brilliant

Author:  HideousLump [ Fri Oct 29, 2004 2:25 am ]
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I just realized Second Album Slump should really be Sophomore Slump if we're going to get the cliche right.

Author:  FT [ Fri Oct 29, 2004 11:58 am ]
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admin wrote:
The Great American Songbook 4500


CLASSIC!!!

Author:  Z [ Sat Oct 30, 2004 1:34 am ]
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HideousLump wrote:
I just realized Second Album Slump should really be Sophomore Slump if we're going to get the cliche right.


while we're at it, why not sophtware slump?

Author:  shmoo [ Thu Nov 04, 2004 11:40 am ]
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Shouldn't this be sticky?

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