How can I make seven million off-the-cuff quips in 2 minutes each day if I have to wait for the threads to load?

Slow threads = low Spoon count

Cuz like if I have to wait for anything I skip off down the woods path and prance off to something else, like Adam Ant in the "Goody Two Shoes" video.

i'm having the same problems, and it's not due to animated avatars.

wtf is up?

I can't seem to get into todays np thread, but that's the only one so far.

So, np: Beck - Guero

I means it's true most of us don't have lives, but it's not like we don't have lives, boldface. We may choose to waste our time online, but that wasting's gotta be quick and disposable fun. Any work involved and I get all sweaty and have to find an inhaler and shit.

It might just be images. Try turning them off temporarily and seeing what happens.

I did this, & it didn't help. Still Slowber.

I've got DSL, too - for what it's worth.

hmmm... i turned off avatars (so i could get into NP) and it worked like a charm.