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Person-on-the-street Variations, Pt. 1:
The doll for whom I longed junior and senior year of university = "Rhonda Isle of Man"
The faux-leftist, acid-dropping-on-audio-tape (letting his known cock-blocker friend "Dave" keep the DAT of their lysergic conversation), indie-rockin' book-seller (and, of late, baby-father and husband? Say it isn't so... though, it probably is; he's twenty-six now, and while remaining a bit the putz he always was, he has always been a phenomenon with the ladies) who is my mortal enemy = "Jan Nepal"
"Dave" (the very same of previous), who kept me from gadding about with collegiate bisexuals after the Ani DiFranco show, October '99 = "Pedro Reunion"
The unofficially straight-edge university-dropout (who will go back, if a school palatable to him opens an Eastern Philosophy/Meditation/Martial-arts major) and night-stocker at "Marshall's" who is not so much an enemy as a pedantic blowhard who makes me feel inferior = "Fausto Argentina"
"Jenny", my twelfth-grade crush (I didn't have any balls then either) from whom I learnt (unbeknownst to her, of course) of the x^4 nature of the female breasts in profile, stooped, and when considered in two dimensions = "Jasmine Madagascar"
"Kate", the only woman about whom I feel any remorse for having rebuffed her entreaties of friendship, etc., since she apparently (due her back-water upbringing (from S. Dakota (slogan: "the only state not serviced by Amtrak, but within the lower 48")); unusual sensibility (shaved her head sophomore year; I thought, maybe she was bi or lesbian, and coming out, since previous she had had a flowing coif three-quarters down her back, but, apparently, she wasn't either as she not only made a play for me during her frosh year (Aug '99; I was a soph) but again in her junior year (Oct '01)), stemming from mental imbalance (she was vegan, too... and right up my alley, for the mental instabilities); and bad vision (I cannot verify that she wore contacts/spectacles, but she must have had perpetual beer-goggles, though not necessarily from drinking (because I doubt that she was drinking ceaselessly), for being able to find me in the least attractive, as opposed to scary, maybe even homicidal)) carried with her a notion of shacking up with me for some time = "Monica Bosnia"
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