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 Post subject: Best line of porno dialogue ever.
PostPosted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 4:54 am 
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"That's what you get for serving your country so well. You get to come home and fuck your best friend's mom's ass!"

So if i don't beat off, am I unpatriotic?

I'd include a link, but you guys have a habit of getting fired.

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It's only unpatriotic if the best friend's Mom looks like this:

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not a porno line, but i caught a late night Steven Seagal flick the other night, i can't remember which one... Anyway, Seagal was in hospital and woke up from a coma that some senator had put him in for crossing him one way or another. The senator's campaign ad was on TV when Seagal woke up, and it said something about taking something to the bank. So the pony-tailed one commented in the way only he could, "I'll take you to the bank Senator Trent, the blood bank!"

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Got to get some of that white chick pussy / Feel so fine, taste so juicy

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not a porno line, but i caught a late night Steven Seagal flick the other night, i can't remember which one... Anyway, Seagal was in hospital and woke up from a coma that some senator had put him in for crossing him one way or another. The senator's campaign ad was on TV when Seagal woke up, and it said something about taking something to the bank. So the pony-tailed one commented in the way only he could, "I'll take you to the bank Senator Trent, the blood bank!"


That would be Hard to Kill.

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I understand that you, of all people, know this crisis and, in your own way, are working to address it. You, the madras-pantsed julip-sipping Southern cracker and me, the oldman hippie California fruit cake are brothers in the struggle to save our country.

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One of the funniest things we ever did, many moons ago, was to hook up a mic and overdub our own soundtrack to a porno tape a friend had laying about.

That thing was good for millions of laughs- I wish I had it.

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Favorite (alleged) real-life porno-style quotes:

"Grab you some sink."
-a very drunk Sen LooGar.


"I have something to show you (zzzzip)."
-a very drunk friend in college.
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"oh baby..... i'm gonna get you blacklisted at hop-sing's!"

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Senator LooGAR
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Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:
Favorite (alleged) real-life porno-style quotes:

"Grab you some sink."
-a very drunk Sen LooGar.


"I have something to show you (zzzzip)."
-a very drunk friend in college.


Jesus, bubba. Where's that "under the bus" emoticon, Haq?

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harry Wrote:
I understand that you, of all people, know this crisis and, in your own way, are working to address it. You, the madras-pantsed julip-sipping Southern cracker and me, the oldman hippie California fruit cake are brothers in the struggle to save our country.

FT Wrote:
LooGAR (the straw that stirs the drink)

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Senator Dis Soff LooGAR Wrote:
Jesus, bubba. Where's that "under the bus" emoticon, Haq?


Heh Heh


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Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:
Favorite (alleged) real-life porno-style quotes:

"I have something to show you (zzzzip)."
-a very drunk friend in college.


Uh, that's from a Monty Python skit. She (in this case) says that, you hear the sound of a zipper, then 2 thuds on the table, then something rolls across the table. Fade out.

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Finch Platte Wrote:
Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:
Favorite (alleged) real-life porno-style quotes:

"I have something to show you (zzzzip)."
-a very drunk friend in college.


Uh, that's from a Monty Python skit. She (in this case) says that, you hear the sound of a zipper, then 2 thuds on the table, then something rolls across the table. Fade out.

fp


Yeah, except we have a friend who pretty much uses this as his go-to line.

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harry Wrote:
I understand that you, of all people, know this crisis and, in your own way, are working to address it. You, the madras-pantsed julip-sipping Southern cracker and me, the oldman hippie California fruit cake are brothers in the struggle to save our country.

FT Wrote:
LooGAR (the straw that stirs the drink)

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Monty Python + go-to lines = sex with drunk Heather Matarazzo clones

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Yep, that one occurred in real life. GA Southern Univeristy, circa 1996. It didn't work, either, which is perhaps the best part. He read the situation veeery incorrectly. She bolted.

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Senator Dis Soff LooGAR Wrote:
Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:
Favorite (alleged) real-life porno-style quotes:

"Grab you some sink."
-a very drunk Sen LooGar.


Jesus, bubba. Where's that "under the bus" emoticon, Haq?


Whatever... that was some of your finest work. Ever.


Pride.
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Ohhhh Neil!!!!

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"Ohhh Neil!.....?"

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Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:
Senator Dis Soff LooGAR Wrote:
Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:
Favorite (alleged) real-life porno-style quotes:

"Grab you some sink."
-a very drunk Sen LooGar.


Jesus, bubba. Where's that "under the bus" emoticon, Haq?


Whatever... that was some of your finest work. Ever.


Pride.


openly some of the finest work done this century i would venture.

I was waiting for one of y'all to throw out "oh neil"

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harry Wrote:
I understand that you, of all people, know this crisis and, in your own way, are working to address it. You, the madras-pantsed julip-sipping Southern cracker and me, the oldman hippie California fruit cake are brothers in the struggle to save our country.

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