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Giving birth is absolutely disgusting.

If human beings were genuinally civilized they would lay eggs or emerge from pupae.

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konstantinl Wrote:
If human beings were genuinally civilized they would lay eggs or emerge from pupae.

I think the marsupials almost have the right idea, wherein the young crawl wormlike out of the vagina and into a cute furry pouch. Now, if only the pouch were detachable, came with an over-shoulder strap, and was large enough to also carry cash and lipstick those marsupials would be billionaires.
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Anyone know if Max's wife gave birth? I haven't seen him post and was curious...
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Even though I'm a dad who participated in my kids' births - catching the babies, cutting the cords, etc., if I had used the phrase "WE are being induced" my wife would probably have rammed a bedpan down my throat.


Similarly, I've heard a lot of couples lately say "WE are pregnant." This bothers me.
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Congrats Max!

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Wow, I'm so happy for you and your wife. Best of luck and hurry back, I have some more tricks up my sleeve. ;)
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You still got snow up there?
It's a lovely day here in Flint - at least, as lovely as it can get in Flint.

Best of luck to you, your better half and your family's latest addition.
We expect your first post-birth posting to include a pic of the little one.
That's not a request. :wink:

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