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 Post subject: Rev. Pat Robertson
PostPosted: Tue May 03, 2005 2:19 pm 
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Why do I get the feeling that if I had said that federal judges are worse than al-qaeda on this board, let alone national TV I'd be pummeled by FBI agents within 4 minutes?

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that guy was funny/scary as hell on the abc morning news show this week.....
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that god damn Constitution keeps getting in the way of the right-wing agenda.

Pat Robertson - long live hyperbole and assholery!

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that guy was funny/scary as hell on the abc morning news show this week.....


I liked it when they showed him reading his notepad with his "revelations" on them. I mean, if God ever talked to me, I DOUBT I'd have to write it down to remember what he/she/ it said.

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:notes: C'mon y'all let's fuck Pat Roberston :notes:
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The Christian Right's crusade against "judicial activism" is one of the craziest things I've seen in a long time. It's like they're the Mongol horde sweeping through the branches of government. Now they're pissed that the Great Wall aka judicial independence keeps them from getting everything.

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Senator Dis Soff LooGAR Wrote:
scottycash99 Wrote:
that guy was funny/scary as hell on the abc morning news show this week.....


I liked it when they showed him reading his notepad with his "revelations" on them. I mean, if God ever talked to me, I DOUBT I'd have to write it down to remember what he/she/ it said.


I guess that makes you smarter than Pat Robertson and Moses. . .
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babe Wrote:
Senator Dis Soff LooGAR Wrote:
scottycash99 Wrote:
that guy was funny/scary as hell on the abc morning news show this week.....


I liked it when they showed him reading his notepad with his "revelations" on them. I mean, if God ever talked to me, I DOUBT I'd have to write it down to remember what he/she/ it said.


I guess that makes you smarter than Pat Robertson and Moses. . .

Clever. :)
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DunwoodyDude Wrote:
babe Wrote:
Senator Dis Soff LooGAR Wrote:
scottycash99 Wrote:
that guy was funny/scary as hell on the abc morning news show this week.....


I liked it when they showed him reading his notepad with his "revelations" on them. I mean, if God ever talked to me, I DOUBT I'd have to write it down to remember what he/she/ it said.


I guess that makes you smarter than Pat Robertson and Moses. . .

Clever. :)



ooooo, I get it. Because the Ten Commandments. Oh wait, does me explaining it ruin the joke?
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babe Wrote:
Senator Dis Soff LooGAR Wrote:
scottycash99 Wrote:
that guy was funny/scary as hell on the abc morning news show this week.....


I liked it when they showed him reading his notepad with his "revelations" on them. I mean, if God ever talked to me, I DOUBT I'd have to write it down to remember what he/she/ it said.


I guess that makes you smarter than Pat Robertson and Moses. . .


I just talked to god an he said dat man done stole on yo ass loogar!!!

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Pagoda Wrote:
babe Wrote:
Senator Dis Soff LooGAR Wrote:
scottycash99 Wrote:
that guy was funny/scary as hell on the abc morning news show this week.....


I liked it when they showed him reading his notepad with his "revelations" on them. I mean, if God ever talked to me, I DOUBT I'd have to write it down to remember what he/she/ it said.


I guess that makes you smarter than Pat Robertson and Moses. . .


I just talked to god an he said dat man done stole on yo ass loogar!!!


Cheap comeback # 1: YO DADDY

Cheap comeback # 2: Who says Moses was very bright?

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harry Wrote:
I understand that you, of all people, know this crisis and, in your own way, are working to address it. You, the madras-pantsed julip-sipping Southern cracker and me, the oldman hippie California fruit cake are brothers in the struggle to save our country.

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Senator Dis Soff LooGAR Wrote:
Cheap comeback # 2: Who says Moses was very bright?


Exodus 34:29-31 Wrote:
When Moses came down from Mount Sinai with the two tablets of the Testimony in his hands, he was not aware that his face was radiant because he had spoken with the LORD. When Aaron and all the Israelites saw Moses, his face was radiant, and they were afraid to come near him.


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HaqDiesel Wrote:
Senator Dis Soff LooGAR Wrote:
Cheap comeback # 2: Who says Moses was very bright?


Exodus 34:29-31 Wrote:
When Moses came down from Mount Sinai with the two tablets of the Testimony in his hands, he was not aware that his face was radiant because he had spoken with the LORD. When Aaron and all the Israelites saw Moses, his face was radiant, and they were afraid to come near him.


TOUCHE, Haqster.

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harry Wrote:
I understand that you, of all people, know this crisis and, in your own way, are working to address it. You, the madras-pantsed julip-sipping Southern cracker and me, the oldman hippie California fruit cake are brothers in the struggle to save our country.

FT Wrote:
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i thought that was just sunburn. or lordburn.

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HaqDiesel Wrote:
Senator Dis Soff LooGAR Wrote:
Cheap comeback # 2: Who says Moses was very bright?


Exodus 34:29-31 Wrote:
When Moses came down from Mount Sinai with the two tablets of the Testimony in his hands, he was not aware that his face was radiant because he had spoken with the LORD. When Aaron and all the Israelites saw Moses, his face was radiant, and they were afraid to come near him.


AAAAH hahahahahahahaha. BRIGHT! The question is: are you, aaron, still afraid to come near him?

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lordburn


that's awesome. My Irish complexion makes this easier for me to receive.
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Jeers to Robertson

Cheers to working "Exodus 34:29-31 wrote" & "Lordburn" into a post

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Pat Robertson more than most should believe in evolution, because he himself looks like a monkey.

And he's a douche.
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Grape Ripple Wrote:
The Christian Right's crusade against "judicial activism" is one of the craziest things I've seen in a long time. It's like they're the Mongol horde sweeping through the branches of government. Now they're pissed that the Great Wall aka judicial independence keeps them from getting everything.


i agree, and the most ridiculous thing about it is how terri schiavo amped up the judicial activism rhetoric, despite the fact that federal judges refusing to grant her case a stay was the polar opposite of activism. this is the kind of crap that has moderate republicans like my dad deserting the party...
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duckyboy Wrote:
And he's a douche.


I am confused as to the relevance of this statement in relation to evolution and monkeys. Do monkeys douche? Are they douches? Did Monkeys evolve from douches? Please expound.
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It's a dangerous myth that douching will prevent the passing on of genetic material--it is stupid, yet it doesn't aid natural selection.
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