Michael J. Fox has absolutely NO Elvis in him.


Post your favorite Mojo Nixon-ism's here.

I'm partial to "Amsterdam Dogshit Blues" but a quick search for lyrics brings up nothin'.

Good song, anyway.

I'm quite partial to "I Hate Banks", "Burn Down The Malls", and "I'm Living With A Three-Foot Anti-Christ" actually.

And secondarily, you've not lived until you've partied with Mojo & The Band. Too bad they haven't really toured in a few years, for I miss 'em.

"Hey Morrissey, kiss my big hairy butt!" That's gotta be the best ever version of "Girlfriend In A Coma".

And then there's this poetry:

"Me and your mama and some other whore
floating down the river on a shithouse door
gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
gonna tie my pecker to my leg."

And this sensitive social criticism from "Drunk Divorced Floozie (The Ballad Of Princess Di)":

"She was a drunk, divorced floozie
gallivanting in France.
She died in the back seat
unzipping Dodi's pants.
A buncha non-working rich pigs
so camera shy,
they got drunk, drive fast, and
proceeded to die."

Brings a tear to the eye, that one.