True story....
~Plumber joins two rappers and a songwriter to form boy band.
~Have 15 hit singles, including a number 1, from 3 albums
~Cautioned for possession of cannabis.
~Bitter break up with soap actress girlfriend all over tabloid newspapers.
~Talks on national radio about ecstasy habit after the high profile death of a young girl who had used ecstasy.
~Group banned from airwaves.
~Apologises for comments but sacked from band.
~Convicted and fined for attacking photographer outside nightclub
~Forms new band with name suspiciously close to old band name which fails to set chart alight
~Solo career launched. No one turns up to record signing.
~Quits music industry.
~Requires plastic surgery after machete attack in nightclub.
~Second marriage collapses. Later jailed for breaching injuction taken out by his estranged wife.
~Joins television reality series, pulls out when grandmother who raised him dies 6 days into the show.
~Enters clinic for depression amid suicide attempt rumours.
~Falls out of own car while reversing crushing his entire body.
~Currently in critical condition in hospital.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainmen ... 599035.stm