Long story short.
Alcohol. Friends horsing around. Friend hand goes through glass door. 4 hours waiting in ER to see the doctor. Tired and a little buzzed in the waiting room is kinda fun. Tired as shit at work today.

Better his hand than yours, bull.

At least you took him to the E-room, that was nice of you.

(do they have a hospital down there in Houma, or do you have to go see the root woman for your "cures" )

i hope you photodocumented the whole thing. trust me it makes the ER a lot more enjoyable.

or at least making off with some cool hospital loot...

Voodoo witch doctor, but she can sew a wound with the best of them.

It was partly my fault. So it was the least I could do.

there's used to be a big ass sign somewhere in Middle GA (kinda b/n Newnan and Thomaston) that reads "You got The AIDS? Go see the root woman!"

I want a picture of it, but I'm not sure if it's still standing.

NO but if I would have ya'll would be laughing so hard because I met the most interesting characters.

My favorite ER meet - A 35 yr old down the bayou woman with no teeth. Who told me "my husband better not complain to me because I'll knock his teeth out again, I'm from Dulac and I don't put up with that shit" In a very cajun/indian accent that is only shared by people from Dulac.

And she weighed abou 250 lbs, and was wearing a shirt that said "naughty" on it.

One time I walked into a window in a shop.

I thought it was the automatic doors (which were also glass). The glass didn't break but it was going like a fucking wobbleboard and it did bust my nose.

I'd been killing some time in a record shop before a job interview. So I turned up at the interview with blood down my shirt and tie. I'd also managed to spill a can of cola down my shirt before the window incident.

It goes without saying I didn't get the job.

She's a keeper.


I had a scenario like this happen about 20 years ago, except my friend dove into the swimming pool at 3AM & cracked his head open.

Hours later, when we left the hospital I backed into someone's car.

Mem-o-ries...

another nugget from last night.

I'd been drinking so naturally I had to pee pretty bad. Went to the bathroom, and somebody had just let loose and peed on everything. the floor, counter, doors, sink. I mean everything. Good times.