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What happens at Gartini's stays at Gartini's. Just know that things are proceeding apace, and me and Bloor are out massive amounts of cash, because some people are too busterfide to come up with raw cash for their best friend's bachelor party.

Apologies to Dave (Shoegaze666) for not making it out last night.

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I understand that you, of all people, know this crisis and, in your own way, are working to address it. You, the madras-pantsed julip-sipping Southern cracker and me, the oldman hippie California fruit cake are brothers in the struggle to save our country.

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Sen. Two Live Them LooGAR Wrote:
What happens at Gartini's stays at Gartini's. Just know that things are proceeding apace, and me and Bloor are out massive amounts of cash, because some people are too busterfide to come up with raw cash for their best friend's bachelor party.

Tell me about it. When I organized my buddy's bachelor party in AC last year none of his freakin' customs agents buddies came through with the dough. Whatcha gonna do? I've known the guy for over 30 years and just sucked it up.

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Sen. Two Live Them LooGAR Wrote:
What happens at Gartini's stays at Gartini's. Just know that things are proceeding apace, and me and Bloor are out massive amounts of cash, because some people are too busterfide to come up with raw cash for their best friend's bachelor party.

Tell me about it. When I organized my buddy's bachelor party in AC last year none of his freakin' customs agents buddies came through with the dough. Whatcha gonna do? I've known the guy for over 30 years and just sucked it up.

Steve


Yeah, What are you gonna do? Sometimes its better to know that you're a man, and everyone else is puscatores.

(As a PSA, no actual "peeing in butts" went on, it was just a funny phrase brought to our attention by our friend Captain Redneck that was repeated ad nauseum)

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harry Wrote:
I understand that you, of all people, know this crisis and, in your own way, are working to address it. You, the madras-pantsed julip-sipping Southern cracker and me, the oldman hippie California fruit cake are brothers in the struggle to save our country.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 11:02 am 
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Also, such dudes as ALBION were in attendance, and (well, damnit I can't give details, but Big Ups!)

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harry Wrote:
I understand that you, of all people, know this crisis and, in your own way, are working to address it. You, the madras-pantsed julip-sipping Southern cracker and me, the oldman hippie California fruit cake are brothers in the struggle to save our country.

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I know you guys are fond of picture takin', but hope that wasn't the case. That's like rule #1. Dude's marriage will end before it even begins.

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I know you guys are fond of picture takin', but hope that wasn't the case. That's like rule #1. Dude's marriage will end before it even begins.

Steve


Come on dude, this isnt amateur hour......

:wink:

They'd be some good photos though......

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I know you guys are fond of picture takin', but hope that wasn't the case. That's like rule #1. Dude's marriage will end before it even begins.

Steve


I almost punched Albion when he pulled out the camera phone. I was like "Do it and die. I'm a Reverend, I can kill in the name of God"

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harry Wrote:
I understand that you, of all people, know this crisis and, in your own way, are working to address it. You, the madras-pantsed julip-sipping Southern cracker and me, the oldman hippie California fruit cake are brothers in the struggle to save our country.

FT Wrote:
LooGAR (the straw that stirs the drink)


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Damn, I thought this was a thread about that Tom Hanks movie....


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Damn, I thought this was a thread about that Tom Hanks movie....


Take solace in the fact that your man Bloor was able to host what amounted to a live sex show in the middle of a bar in Peachtree City. I mean, even thinking about this 10 years ago would've got you LIFE under Fayettenam. Now, it was business as usual.

Just wait for the wedding pics, you people think you know, but you have NO IDEA.

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harry Wrote:
I understand that you, of all people, know this crisis and, in your own way, are working to address it. You, the madras-pantsed julip-sipping Southern cracker and me, the oldman hippie California fruit cake are brothers in the struggle to save our country.

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sounds like I need to come south for my bachelor party


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Spade Kitty Wrote:
sounds like I need to come south for my bachelor party


Briing it, Star Wars and Bears aside, we'll show you a good time ;)

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harry Wrote:
I understand that you, of all people, know this crisis and, in your own way, are working to address it. You, the madras-pantsed julip-sipping Southern cracker and me, the oldman hippie California fruit cake are brothers in the struggle to save our country.

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if you guys didn't do coke, then you didn't party.


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if you guys didn't do coke, then you didn't party.


certain things aren't to be mentioned in this public of a forum, Dalen.

But alas, no blow.

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harry Wrote:
I understand that you, of all people, know this crisis and, in your own way, are working to address it. You, the madras-pantsed julip-sipping Southern cracker and me, the oldman hippie California fruit cake are brothers in the struggle to save our country.

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Sen. Two Live Them LooGAR Wrote:
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if you guys didn't do coke, then you didn't party.


certain things aren't to be mentioned in this public of a forum, Dalen.



i wasn't saying you should post about it.Image


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dnorwood Wrote:
Damn, I thought this was a thread about that Tom Hanks movie....


Same here...

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I think you meant.

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if you guys didn't do coke off of a strippers ass while a dwarf was giving you a reacharound then you didn't party.

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can i just say "ummmm, no" ?

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At my bachelor party we all kept saying, "Plums. Big ones." It was extremely funny at the time. I can't remember why.

Sounds like you had a good time.

Good luck with the wedding dude. Had mine two weeks ago. Good times.

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