Okay, lessee...

Sold Programs at Navy Football Games Dolla Dolla Bill Y'all
Loading Dock at Newspaper
Packing and Distribution at same Newspaper (I've worked at the same one off and on for years)
Advertising Proofreader for Newspaper
Gopher, some design, some HTML for Newspaper's website
Brief and awful stint in restaurant industry
Advertising Pagination/Page Shipping/Leftover composing duties for newspaper
Advertising Proofreader again
Graphic designer for advertising for the newspaper
Started freelancing my creative services and design
Quit FT job at paper for a PT advertising asst. position at a weekly paper under the same umbrella so that I can devote more time to my freelance work.

You will be my new god.

OK Let me try this...

1. Blockbuster Video - Assistant Manager (6 years)
2. Tivoli Restaurant - Waiter (2 months)
3. Macy's - Electronics Department (1 week)
4. Men's Health Magazine - Assistant Style Editor (almost 2 years)
5. Random House - Administrative Assistant (1 month)
6. Strategic Research Institute - Conference Coordinator (8 months)
7. Frederic Fekkai Beaute de Provence - Front Desk Clerk (1 year)
7. National MS Society - Meetings Coordinator, Clinical Advisor, etc. (4 years in January)

1994-98 YMCA (various jobs and titles...held babies while the moms worked out, worked with teens, every age in between)

1999 BASCOL (kinda like the Y except i was a site manager here)

Current - Centers For Nature Education @ Baltimore Woods (enviro-counselor, trail guide, program leader, etc)

Current - Substitute Teacher K-12

Mall gigs:

Hammet's Learning World (i sold educational supplies)
Trade Secret (i sold shampoo)
Adirondack Wood Emporium (i sold art painted on drift wood)
Toys R Us (i sold toys)

bort

Newly-minted Gay-OPA! wishes he still worked at Men's Health...

Sold knives; Toledo, OH (18)
Internet Research for local university; Toledo, OH (19,20)
Systems analysis/programming for insurance folks; Fort Washington, PA (21,22)
Software development; Denver, CO (22-26)
Technical software support; Stokenchurch/Reading, UK (26-present)

I've done so many jobs, that I can't recount them all:
Fast food joints, driving a forklift on the docks at McCormick Place, delivering flowers, stocking shelves, etc...

But right now, I'm a Copywriter for the W.W. Grainger catalog -- they're an Industrial Supply company and, I believe a Fortune 500 organization.

My eyes aren't 100% awake yet, & I initially read this as being "deceiving flowers" . For a second I was wondering what all that entailed.

neutered bees

let's see...

giant food grocery store - rockville, md - courtesy clerk (nice way of saying bag boy).
indian springs country club - rockville, md - tennis court maintenance.
94th aero squadron bar/restaurant - college park, md - bar back
some shitty student run telemarketing job - college park, md - actually a friend and i made prank calls instead of trying to sell.
various shit jobs through temp agency - various places around md and dc.
exabyte corporation - boulder, co - tech support
access graphics - boulder, co - sales. john ramsey, of jon benet ramsey fame, company.
comstor - broomfield, co - sales.
qwest communications - denver/boulder, co - sales engineer/slacker.

like paladisiac...looking for something new. but it's hard because i'm paid pretty well for doing close to nothing all day.

edit: almost forgot my stint in college working at the mall at eddie bauer.

Delivered Newspapers
Stockboy at Convenience Store
Groundskeeping / Warehouse work for Electrical Contractor
Cook at St. Hubert
Cook at The Ritz
Retail sales clerk at City Streets (Mallish clothing place)
Flagging on Highway Construction
Cleaning crew at Bellisle Farms (big stainless steel room where they made eggrolls)
Made Pizzas at The Bostonian
Salesman for printing company (I was a complete failure at this)
P.A. on Imax movie shoot
Harvesting Cabbage (Worst / Most physically intense job I ever had, it's criminal that they pay people so poorly to do such work)
Gas Attendant
Clerk at Indie Record Store
Clerk at chain Record Store
Web Designer, Department of Finance, Province of New Brunswick
Studio Tech / Designer for Digital Video Company
New Media Designer for Digital Video Company

In short

babysitter (-14)
thief/seller of stolen property (14-18)
drug dealer (15-18)
pimp (16-18)
small arms transporter/dealer (17-18)
babysitter (18-current)
visual coordinator (18-current)
youth leader (20-current)
local missions pastor (current-beyond)

Busboy/Salad Maker -- Corelli's Italian Restaurant
Associate -- Eckerd (BEST JOB EVER! )
Sold useless beads and trinkets on the side of the road during the 96 Olypmics
Worked for a friend of my family's construction company
Red and Black Bottle Shop
Five Points Bottle Shop
INtern -- Edelman Worldwide Communications
Tour Co-Ordinator -- Edelman / American Health Care Association
Associate Finance Minister -- Siegelman Re-election campaign (Governor of Alabama)
Finance Minister -- Diaz para Congresso -- Distrcit Ocho, Florida
Finance Minister -- Walker for Congress -- District 12, GA
Finance Minster -- Cphen for Senate -- NH
Finance Minister --Tyson, District Attorney of Mobile, re election campaign

There are others I am forgetting, I am sure, mostly invloving stuff like laying sod, digging ditches and installing panneling in government buildings, plus I was a sometime columnist for our college nsp.