Cribbed from this month's GQ:

Gooby Jenkins
Black Ace
Wee Bea Booze
Speckled Red
Pork Chop Jackson
Peg Leg Sam
Too Tight Henry
Jelly Jaw Short
Keghouse
Funny Paper Smith
Smokey Hogg
Pigmeat Terry
Stick Horse Hammond
Ham Gravy
Lawrence "Papa Eggshell" Casey
Sweet Papa Tadpole
Bumble Bee Slim

and:

PEANUT THE KIDNAPPER

What's the over under on how long it takes for Monty to change his name?

How 'bout that cover?

Meh.
Not a fan.

She is just behind Angelina Jolie in the "Girls everyone thinks is hot, but LooGAR finds disgusting"

Oh, and just to ruin it for you: she looks like Burger's sister in the face...ECCCCH!!

Blind Mississippi White Boy Pig Feets Dupree

Loogar is repulsed by her lack of a hairy ass and a dong to grab on the reach-around.....

Umm... isn't Jolie on the cover? I'm confus-ed.

You sir, are GHEY!!! If you can seriously look at her and say that she is disgusting...I, I just don't know what to say.



I spent many a night over the Burger household as well...this is not true. If it was, I would have at least made an attempt to fuck her. That is if I didn't think that Pops would have gut me like a fish.

To be fair, that would throw off any 7 foot tall closeted political fundraiser.

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Thank you, Derris. UK. Wins. Babality.

"Pork Chop Johnson" is awesome, though.

Of course her body is smokin. In the face she looks too much like a friend's sister whom I find ugly. Coupled with her persona, she makes me want to vomit. Sorry.

No offense, I'm sure when he retires his current Mormon liason, OPA would love a fresh butt next time you go to the NYC....

Does he like to cuddle?

I can't imagine that he doesn't like to cuddle. Also, I think he'd be way-turned on if you could wear black pants, a white shirt, black tie, and have a backpack on.

I think you know me well enough to know that I will never be mormon, or a waiter in an Itailan restaurant

dOOdz, have you not seen Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants? All Greek men are like the fish-monger that Lena meets on the pier, all romantic and shee'. So, of course OPA! likes to cuddle.

I don't find her disgusting, but neither am I a fan. I don't like her chin -- reminds me too much of Bruce Campbell. Or someone else I used to know. Perhaps Allison -- who broke my heart -- maybe I associate that kind of chin with emotional trauma.

Synopsis: I'd do her, but only from behind, so I didn't have to look at her face.

Inside, in the list of things to appreciate about America, they list Zooey Deschanel -- now that's more my cup o' tea!

What has she done besides Hitchhiker's Guide, Elf, and (I believe) All the Real Girls (which is open qual)?

I think she was also in Almost Famous. That's the only other one I recognized from these.