today's complaints-

complaint #1:
building manager asshole types who know full well there is NO security for bikes parked outside and yet they refuse to allow bikes into the building, even through the delivery entrance and onto the freight elevator.
I'M CALLING BULLSHIT ON YOU, MOTHERFUCKER.
and not only that, i'm sending an email to the TA. this is a port authority building. bad publicity is bad publicity, and worse when it involves a city agency, bitches.

complaint #2:
edited songs. ok, how is it that the word 'fuck' is still considered to be more subversive and detrimental to society than the actual lyrical content of a song? i can write til the cows come home about how our government is a piece of shit, but if i say the government is a 'fucking' piece of shit, that's not ok.

complaint #3:
as usual, the people find a way to circumvent the corrupted mass media outlets, and then the mass media discovers a great way to try and slip one past the goalkeeper. welcome to the new era of blogging.

complaint #4:
fox 5 morning news. it should be all about lucy noland. get the rest of those turds off of my screen, for fuck's sake.

wait, did these all just come up now? i feel like that would be an every morning rant.

what?

this is an every morning rant. just happened to spew today.
it's amazing how people feel the need to be controlling assholes just for the sake of having control sometimes.
just thinking about those little burgers makes me wanna burn this motherfucker down.

great, now i want a burger.

Old favorite burger = Hardee's Frisco Burger

New favorite = "The Bronx" at the deli near my house. (Bacon, cheese, fried onion rings)

please tell me your name comes from old kentucky shark.

indeed it does. Had a band named after the shark back in Athens.

his name is old kentucky shark. he's always been there.

kickass.

[pedantic]No, actually you can't use the word 'shit', neither.[/pedantic]

oops, looks like i left out a 'shit' in the wal-mart version. then again, i heard cartman call kenny an 'asshole' on comedy central last night. so i guess one 'shit' is alright.

I was parking my bike this a.m. on the way to work at the grocery store, locking it to a stand they have plants on, and I commented to an employee, it sure would be nice to have bike racks so I didn't have to lock my bike to this & get in your way, and she started to explain why they didn't have racks, because some old lady tripped and threatened to sue and then she said that some building compliance guy came by and said they "really didn't have to have racks" anyway.

Oh, well, that makes it ok. Just wait until we start paying thru the nose for gas, and then we won't be even able to buy it (only the rich), then you'll see the need for a bike rack, beeyotch. And I'lll be wayyyyyy ahead of you.

*breathe*

Chinese Dentist.

i'm not even gonna get started on my complaints about today, but it's all work-related, so whatever. ugh.