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 Post subject: What does the freaking Human Torch need with headlights?
PostPosted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 10:10 am 
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Has anyone told the Human Torch that it might not be safe to sit on top of a gas tank when one is on FIRE? Nice message to send the kids, assholes!

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Oh the bile! I like it.

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With headlights like Jessica Alba's, I'd need them, too!

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For just a little bit more money you can get it with the Ozzy Osbourne version that flips over.

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ATVs are exclusively for assholes and rednecks.


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PopTodd Wrote:
With headlights like Jessica Alba's, I'd need them, too!


cuz you'd distracted by your sister?........
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HaqDiesel Wrote:
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ATVs are exclusively for assholes and rednecks.


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Why Haq, because, you're an asshole? :shrug:

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No, because the local rednecks take offense to being called assholes.
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If you ride atv's in a neighborhood then you are an asshole.

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grew up riding atv's, is neither an asshole nor a redneck.


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HOWEVER:

The vast majority of riders do seem to be a bit reddish in the neck area. Just sayin.

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Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:
grew up riding atv's, is neither an asshole nor a redneck.


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HOWEVER:

The vast majority of riders do seem to be a bit reddish in the neck area. Just sayin.



do rednecks know they are rednecks?
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who you callin a redneck?

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I loved this part: Hey toymakers, if saving money by recycling an unsuccessful Spider-Man ATV is all you're interested in, why not just line up the children of the world and piss in their mouths?

So, so snarky.

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HaqDiesel Wrote:
No, because the local rednecks take offense to being called assholes.
Yeah, but he said "rednecks and assholes", implying two groups of people. I mean, there might be some non-zero intersection of the two in a proper Venn diagram, but I think the point of the authors sentence was that they were still two distinct sets.

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