Dalen Wrote:
Gaping A' Wrote:
Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:
I only question marked because I can't recall having heard one that actually sounded like its namesake. Eh. Live and learn.
There is nothing wrong with a queef. It's not a real fart, I mean, in the sense that it's not a product of digestion, thus not an expulsion of noxious methane. Rather, it is just the compressed air's attempt to escape en masse during particularly ferocious fucking. Two people are just getting their thing on, maybe (probably) approaching climaxes, and the tension is built.
I would argue then that queef is not a drudgery, but a pleasure.
Oh, yes.
you have got to be the loneliest person on this board.
Frankly, my dear... This was a topic of conversation going on eight years ago in my twelfth-grade British and Western Lit. class. Before the day's lesson began, I was distributing the pile of ONION newspapers I had picked up the previous nite - Wednesday - and the kids were reading Savage Love. C.F. was the subject of the first letter dissected, and from that, a wide-ranging discussion of queef ensued.
To this day, my memory holds dear to that event.
I mean, who else got to have intricate dialogue about vaginal farting, in school - nay, in class, in English class? Doubtless, no one on this board, save I.
eter, aka 
usty 
halk
