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Senator LooGAR
 Post subject: There is NO WAY this is a coincidence
PostPosted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 1:20 pm 
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Somebody lurking on this board writes for People Magazine.

In the August 15th issue, this is printed (bolded by author):

Catchphrase of the Week. "Jump the Couch" The defining moment when you know someone has gone off the deep end. Inspired by Tom Cruise's behavior on Oprah...

SAMPLE USAGE: "My new boyfriend BENNY jumped the couch and started RUBBING BROWN MUSTARD ON HIS BODY at my family reunion.

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I understand that you, of all people, know this crisis and, in your own way, are working to address it. You, the madras-pantsed julip-sipping Southern cracker and me, the oldman hippie California fruit cake are brothers in the struggle to save our country.

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i dont get it.

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yeah what? do we have a benny who rubs brown mustard on his body?
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Senator <> LooGAR you aren't explaining this very well

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Senator <> LooGAR Wrote:
Somebody lurking on this board writes for People Magazine.

In the August 15th issue, this is printed (bolded by author):

Catchphrase of the Week. "Jump the Couch" The defining moment when you know someone has gone off the deep end. Inspired by Tom Cruise's behavior on Oprah...

SAMPLE USAGE: "My new boyfriend BENNY jumped the couch and started RUBBING BROWN MUSTARD ON HIS BODY at my family reunion.


"Rick Derris", no, in a variant of his cold soup ladled over a bare chest hangover cure?
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what?

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what the hell is wrong with you people this morning

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fuck you all

i hate everybody and i'm going to kill myself as soon as I finish eating this curried chicken rice

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ITS TOO EARLY FOR CURRY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Jumping the shark> Jumping the couch

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 Post subject: Re: There is NO WAY this is a coincidence
PostPosted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 1:58 pm 
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Gaping A' Wrote:

"Rick Derris", no, in a variant of his cold soup ladled over a bare chest hangover cure?


At least Monty pays attention.

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MontyTheMongoose
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Yail Bloor Wrote:
Gaping A' Wrote:

"Rick Derris", no, in a variant of his cold soup ladled over a bare chest hangover cure?


At least Monty pays attention.


I have files on all of you. Same as FT.

But just like the CIA and FBI, we don't share. So, we will never come together to crush you all.
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ryan, a douche Wrote:
ITS TOO EARLY FOR CURRY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


How 'bout you Chicago boys do a glam-metal-hair-metal project? Put Phil A. on bass and vocals, Spade on drums, Todd and Ryan on guitar, and do a ten-song ep-lp entitled IT'S TOO EARLY FOR CURRY - AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!....
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http://www.obner.org/bb/viewtopic.php?t=5010

THIS?

EDIT: oh, this...
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Rparis -- put down the meth pipe, bro. Chick fil A is a Godsend. I would take a bath in polynesian sauce if possible. Or just pour it on my chest and dredge nuggets through it and then throw said nuggets in the general direction of my mouth...this move+couch+Dr. Pepper = hangover cure of the century.


If you think you invented putting strange things on your chest, I need only remind you that the cleveland steamer predates you by centuries.
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If you think you invented putting strange things on your chest, I need only remind you that the cleveland steamer* predates you by centuries.

* orginally known as the "Gomorrah coiler".
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I have long said that the satellite watches us closely, every time something uniquely "ours" shows up in mass media. I have also said that I want this satellite to give me a gift cert to Chipotle. I stand by both.

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Radcliffe Wrote:
HaqDiesel Wrote:
If you think you invented putting strange things on your chest, I need only remind you that the cleveland steamer* predates you by centuries.

* orginally known as the "Gomorrah coiler".


Radcliffe just won the Obner Funniest Post of the week award. Mr. Radcliffe, your prize, coupon for one all-you-can-eat meal at Soupy Sales Soup Emporium, should be arriving soon.
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Senator LooGAR
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Monty gets the Obner Reading Comprehension Merit badge.

Ryan wins for his sheer ability to ignore the ATL crew. I am always impressed by this. Dude just doesn't pay attention to the yang we slang.

I coulda let it all pass if the guy's name wasn't Benny. I mean, that's a dead give away.


and Rads: mmmmmmm....Gommorrah.

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harry Wrote:
I understand that you, of all people, know this crisis and, in your own way, are working to address it. You, the madras-pantsed julip-sipping Southern cracker and me, the oldman hippie California fruit cake are brothers in the struggle to save our country.

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