HA! Like there aren't men that drive us women nuts or play games.
Sure women are crazy, but men are plain stupid. It's an even trade.

I must admit, having dated both sexes, women generally play mind games when it comes to sex, while men are more clear about what they want. It's so refreshing not having to woo a woman anymore.

he's got a point though, these women are very slutty.

That's just it. WE ARE STUPID!

Unless you're really putting off the vibe in an obvious way I probably won't pick up on it.

Then if we actually put it out there that we're into you that's the precise moment the interest level drops and you stop giving a shit. It's all about the chase/challenge for more savvy women.

I have too much pride to go chasing a girl I KNOW is fucking with me.

are you dating highschool girls? bar bait slampieces?

Apparently men in LA aren't clear about what they want. But then, having dated both sexes too, women are fuckin crazy as well.

I'll just be an asexual robot.

What's the best thing about fucking twenty-six year olds?


There's Twenty of them!

[Ed Mcmahon]HeeyyOhhhhhh[/Ed Mcmahon]



Nah, I just got played hard by this chick recently and am a bit bitter.
I still have faith women. They smell good.

Jesus, Derris. You need to go down to Cheshire Bridge after work and get a "massage"

Then, tommorow after work, bring a nice shirt to change into and go to either The Clubhouse or Dantanna's.

You live in Atlanta. Get laid or kill yourself[/motivational speech]

Well that sucks.

You gotta keep the faith though. There are so many women who are stable and would make wonderful girlfriends / wives.

For anyone interested, I am now accepting applications.

And bribes of cash, percocet, and mouthwash. Always, always mouthwash.

Thanks Yail! That's what I'm talking about. I need a kick in the ass. My roommate is garbage in that dept. He's wrapped around his girl like bacon on a filet mignon.

[JerryMaguire]You are Rod Tidwell, the best kept secret in the NFL. You are fast, ferocious, and not afraid to go over the middle.[/jerrymaguire]

he owes me a lot of money..

Just keep ya head up, dog. Plus, we will be home (Athens) soon and will slay much young beaver.

Actually, you will slay much beaver and I will encourage you to do so.

[solemn pledge]And I'll be the best damn wingman that I can be[/solemn pledge]

<----happily goin' steady but not afraid to get in them streets and roll like a monster.

Good for you. I think that if I hadn't ended up with Josh and happily married there was a good chance I was heading towards the other town. Inclination was there, but Josh came along and changed all that. (no offense Matt- )

From a work conversation last week
Female co-worker(to me): Ugh, why are men such stupid assholes?
Me: I'll tell you if you tell me why women are so erratic.

We both paused and realized we'd arrived at the crux of why men and women are mostly clueless about each other.
For what it's worth, neither or us had an answer.