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I wasn't able to hear this, as it must have come on after I got to work, but here's the synopsis pulled from Stern's website:
A LEGEND VISITS
Willie Nelson stopped by to talk about his new album, “Countryman,” as well as his role in “The Dukes of Hazzard.” Howard said Willie was the only country artist he has ever liked. He also mentioned that even though he is now divorced, he got married to Willie’s cover of “I’ll Be There.” Willie commented that the shortest fairy tale is about a guy who asked a woman to marry him, she said no, and they both lived happily ever after. Willie said his first big song was “Crazy,” which was originally covered by Patsy Cline. He joked that the original title was “Stupid.”
HIGH TIMES
Howard asked Willie if he had already smoked weed this morning, and Willie said he had. He told Howard that he doesn’t have a daily smoking routine, but that he smokes morning, noon and night. Howard commented that if pot didn’t make him so paranoid he’d love to smoke with Willie. Robin wanted to know if Willie thought marijuana had gotten stronger over the years. He responded that it definitely had. Given this, he no longer has to smoke as much as he used to because it’s so potent nowadays. Willie added he is so well known for his pot smoking that people just give it to him for free. He said he can still handle it, so he won’t give it up. However, he had had trouble dealing with alcohol, so he quit drinking.
ON THE SET WITH WILLIE
In the “Dukes of Hazzard,” Willie plays Uncle Jesse. Howard said how he finds Jessica Simpson, another star of the film, to be extremely hot. Willie agreed, and noted that she also has beautiful eyes. He said Jessica doesn’t smoke weed, so he wasn’t able to get high with her. Willie said that his costars, Johnny Knoxville and Burt Reynolds, were great on the set. Howard wondered if Willie tried to smoke Burt’s toupee, but he didn’t. Willie informed Howard that Burt wears lifts in his shoes, which Howard found odd. He thought that once you got to be Burt’s age some of your vanity would go away. Howard added that everyone seems to love Burt, so he must not be that bad of a guy. Willie agreed.
FANS GIVE BACK
Willie talked about how great his fans have been to him throughout his career. He said that when he was having problems with the IRS, his fans would buy his stuff at auctions and then give it back to Willie. That’s how Willie got back his ranch. Howard thought his fans would never do that kind of thing for him. Willie said his money situation has been taken care of, and that he was recently told he could retire anytime he wanted to do so.
BRING HOME THE TROOPS
Willie said “Countryman” is a reggae album. Howard commented that Willie always seems to be trying out different kinds of music styles. Howard asked Willie what he thought about the war. Willie recorded an antiwar song called, “Whatever Happened to Peace on Earth?” He added many of his colleagues didn’t agree with his stance on the topic. However, Willie was against the invasion from the start, and he said it was time for the troops to come home.
DYLAN AND RAY
Although he is currently touring solo, Willie just finished a tour with Bob Dylan. Howard said Bob was a genius, but he seemed to be a kook. Willie told Howard he really isn’t all that weird. Willie also talked about playing chess with Ray Charles at a hotel room in Texas some years back. Ray had a Braille set that they used. Willie said that Ray beat him, which would’ve been humiliating if it was any other blind person other than Ray Charles.
A DRUNKEN WISH COMES TRUE
On yesterday’s show, Jeff The Drunk begged Howard to let him meet Willie. After giving Jeff a number of conditions, he said he could come in. Willie asked Jeff about his arm. Jeff explained that he was injured in a car accident…in 1986. Howard commented that Jeff hadn’t worked since then except for one summer as a hand-stamper at a pool, a job from which Jeff was reportedly fired. Jeff claimed he wasn’t fired at all, it was that the manager decided not to rehire him. Willie and Jeff then sang a duet on “Always On My Mind.” Jeff sounded so bad that Robin wondered if he could hear the music. When the song was finished, Jeff yelled, “Willie ‘Effin’’ Nelson.” Gary said there was nothing funnier than watching a one-armed drunk cue a guy who’s charted 114 songs when his verse was coming up.
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