I see a lot of obners reprezenting on this list.

http://redwing.hutman.net/%7Emreed/index.htm

I'll be Newbie for now:

(Can't post the image, sorry.)


The Newbie


Unsteady in his knowledge of computers and cyberculture Newbie perambulates the internet, blithely stumbling his way into discussion forums. He seldom reads the FAQs and is utterly clueless about the basics of netiquette. When engaged in battle Newbie's usual tactical gambit is to feign helplessness, often going limp or crying when cornered. While Newbie doesn't seek conflict he will lash out comically when his feelings are hurt. Most Warriors will either ignore Newbie or treat him with mild disdain, but a few, such as Jerk and Evil Clown, take special pleasure in torturing him. Others, especially Propeller Head and Xenophobe, have a particular animus against Newbie and view his bumbling as an affront that must be punished

I'm not sure what I am. What am I? To me, I'm a couple of different things. Perhaps Issues is closest, but I don't want my problems to become your problems, so I keep them to myself. I'm a little bit of Bong, but without the drugs (I know I still come across that way to some of youse).

does anyone remember when we had god posting on the cmj boards?

I'm going to contact the person running the site, because I can think of at least a couple that they're missing:

Post Count Whore
Intermittent Connection