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 Post subject: The Campaign that refuses to end
PostPosted: Fri Sep 09, 2005 10:38 am 
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Fuck, I have worked in gulags that lasted less time than this fucker.

Today's highlights. Crazy old white bitch that ran for mayor endorses white guy.

White guy refuses to pull negative ad.

Mayor (who has a tragic mustache) endorses us.

Now, we gotta shoot a TV commercial with said tragically-mustachioed mayor, and whereas I was about $20K from making budget, I am now $100K away.

FUCKING SHOOT ME.

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I understand that you, of all people, know this crisis and, in your own way, are working to address it. You, the madras-pantsed julip-sipping Southern cracker and me, the oldman hippie California fruit cake are brothers in the struggle to save our country.

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 Post subject: Re: The Campaign that refuses to end
PostPosted: Fri Sep 09, 2005 10:39 am 
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Senator <> LooGAR Wrote:
FUCKING SHOOT ME.


Gladly.


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 09, 2005 10:41 am 
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You should offer the current Mayor 5gr. to suck you off.

Or stand behind the camera while they are filming and pull an "Eyes on Rat Brain" move......

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 09, 2005 10:44 am 
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Yail Bloor Wrote:
You should offer the current Mayor 5gr. to suck you off.

Or stand behind the camera while they are filming and pull an "Eyes on Rat Brain" move......


Boy, I don't know how your words come off in person, but in writing, the more vulgar you get, the more you turn me on...;)


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 09, 2005 10:45 am 
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Yail Bloor Wrote:
You should offer the current Mayor 5gr. to suck you off.

Or stand behind the camera while they are filming and pull an "Eyes on Rat Brain" move......


Original budget on this bastard was $550K. Total will be about $800K. You can't get blood from a stone.

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Throughout his life, from childhood until death, he was beset by severe swings of mood. His depressions frequently encouraged, and were exacerbated by, his various vices. His character mixed a superficial Enlightenment sensibility for reason and taste with a genuine and somewhat Romantic love of the sublime and a propensity for occasionally puerile whimsy.
harry Wrote:
I understand that you, of all people, know this crisis and, in your own way, are working to address it. You, the madras-pantsed julip-sipping Southern cracker and me, the oldman hippie California fruit cake are brothers in the struggle to save our country.

FT Wrote:
LooGAR (the straw that stirs the drink)


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 09, 2005 10:47 am 
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Senator <> LooGAR Wrote:
Yail Bloor Wrote:
You should offer the current Mayor 5gr. to suck you off.

Or stand behind the camera while they are filming and pull an "Eyes on Rat Brain" move......


Original budget on this bastard was $550K. Total will be about $800K. You can't get blood from a stone.


In case of emergency break glass:


BATPAC!!!!


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 09, 2005 10:50 am 
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Rick Derris Wrote:
Senator <> LooGAR Wrote:
Yail Bloor Wrote:
You should offer the current Mayor 5gr. to suck you off.

Or stand behind the camera while they are filming and pull an "Eyes on Rat Brain" move......


Original budget on this bastard was $550K. Total will be about $800K. You can't get blood from a stone.


In case of emergency break glass:


BATPAC!!!!


Dude, we have like $100K in BATPAC...I see and talk to The Bat all the goddamn time, not even he can save me on this one.

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Throughout his life, from childhood until death, he was beset by severe swings of mood. His depressions frequently encouraged, and were exacerbated by, his various vices. His character mixed a superficial Enlightenment sensibility for reason and taste with a genuine and somewhat Romantic love of the sublime and a propensity for occasionally puerile whimsy.
harry Wrote:
I understand that you, of all people, know this crisis and, in your own way, are working to address it. You, the madras-pantsed julip-sipping Southern cracker and me, the oldman hippie California fruit cake are brothers in the struggle to save our country.

FT Wrote:
LooGAR (the straw that stirs the drink)


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 09, 2005 10:57 am 
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Still cracks me up that there is a dude that you guys call The Bat.

I'll refrain from using his real name but that is honestly one of the best nicknames EVER.

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Richard Batzenjammer?

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 09, 2005 2:30 pm 
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Bruce Wayne ????


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The Obgoblin Wrote:
Bruce Wayne ????


:domokun:


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 Post subject: Re: The Campaign that refuses to end
PostPosted: Fri Sep 09, 2005 2:50 pm 
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OPA! Wrote:
Senator <> LooGAR Wrote:
FUCKING SHOOT ME.


Gladly.


dOOdz, he's not asking for your Hellas-comissioned ICBM to explode on his face....


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