I'm very excited about the beer that i'm about to drink

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

i think they import noble hops from delaware or some shit. maybe they get it from the bikers they sell speed to.

yeah, i've been to lancaster a buncha times, though i can't really say it was enjoyable. it's kinda like an outdoor zoo but with people that don't use zippers in place of the animals. it is little wonder why most of them moved to ohio.

Black Magic Putin · **Posted:** Sat Sep 17, 2005 9:35 pm

are you allowed to build a house right in the middle of their little disney town and lower their property value by just shitting everywhere and having large parties with the rumspringa douchebags?

shiv · **Posted:** Sat Sep 17, 2005 9:38 pm

i'm going with the newcastle tonight because i didn't think i had money.

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

Joey Crack Wrote:

are you allowed to build a house right in the middle of their little disney town and lower their property value by just shitting everywhere and having large parties with the rumspringa douchebags?

i'm sure there are zoning laws and all, but those guys live on pretty giant farms out in the middle of nowhere. I'd rather move into the midget town right down the street and crash through their houses a la patton oswalt.

Black Magic Putin · **Posted:** Sat Sep 17, 2005 9:43 pm

wait, you're telling me that there's a midget town down the street? that means that there's a midget BAR, right?

Yail Bloor · **Posted:** Sat Sep 17, 2005 9:50 pm

Joey Crack Wrote:

wait, you're telling me that there's a midget town down the street? that means that there's a midget BAR, right?

I smell midget tossing.

Actually, I would NOT want to get into a scrape with a midget--those bastards are vicious.

I just pictured like, a really low bar.....Haaaaaaaa.

Black Magic Putin · **Posted:** Sat Sep 17, 2005 9:51 pm

i don't have a problem knocking out a little person if he's popping off, but an entire TOWN of them in their own bar? fuck that, i saw that episode of martin.

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

Joey Crack Wrote:

wait, you're telling me that there's a midget town down the street? that means that there's a midget BAR, right?

holy shit I never thought about it. i wonder if I need a membership card or something.

the best is that when I googled "smurf house", I got a link to this band

Yail Bloor · **Posted:** Sat Sep 17, 2005 9:55 pm

We had this midget at our high school; I absolutely swear to god that I saw him kick the living shit out of a pretty big dude one time.

This midget was pretty cut up though. He rocked it out like showing off his guns and shit. Fucking bodybuilding redneck tough guy midgets. What next?

Black Magic Putin · **Posted:** Sat Sep 17, 2005 9:57 pm

we're going to need some golf clubs.

fickerson · **Posted:** Sat Sep 17, 2005 10:02 pm

tonight i believe i am going to the essen haus, where it is likely we will consume beer out of giant boots.

shiv · **Posted:** Sat Sep 17, 2005 10:04 pm

fickerson Wrote:

tonight i believe i am going to the essen haus, where it is likely we will consume beer out of giant boots.

make sure you drink them the right way or you'll get a face full of beer.

Yail Bloor · **Posted:** Sat Sep 17, 2005 10:06 pm

fickerson Wrote:

tonight i believe i am going to the essen haus, where it is likely we will consume beer out of giant boots.

I got shit faced at that bar when I was in mad-town. Good stuff.

I too think I am going down to the watering hole. This Gators/Vols game will hold my attention about the same down there as it is here.

Onward.

fickerson · **Posted:** Sat Sep 17, 2005 10:08 pm

shiv Wrote:

fickerson Wrote:

tonight i believe i am going to the essen haus, where it is likely we will consume beer out of giant boots.

make sure you drink them the right way or you'll get a face full of beer.

yeah, i know, very carefully and watch out for the air bubble.

other rules; don't set the boot on the table and don't forget to flick before and after drinking. if the person after you finishes it, you pay for the next one.

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

shooting the boot is disgusting. i used to hang oput with a bunch of rugby playes that would force that shit on people

Black Magic Putin · **Posted:** Sat Sep 17, 2005 10:16 pm

why in the holy jesus fuck would you drink beer from a boot?

fickerson · **Posted:** Sat Sep 17, 2005 10:20 pm

Joey Crack Wrote:

why in the holy jesus fuck would you drink beer from a boot?

because it's wisconsin?

it's glass and it looks like this:

Elvis Fu · **Posted:** Sat Sep 17, 2005 10:24 pm

Cotton Wrote:

shotting the boot is disgusting. i used to hang oput with a bunch of rugby playes that would force that shit on people

Yes. Yes it is. I had some rugby friends in college. What a bunch of weird fucks.

For clarification as well, "shooting the boot" in rugby isn't a cowboy or novelty boot, it's a rugby boot. Or as we 'Mericans like to call it, cleats that were worn in the game, although a few times they just took a regular shoe off someone in the bar.

robotboy · **Posted:** Sat Sep 17, 2005 11:17 pm

Joey Crack Wrote:

wait, you're telling me that there's a midget town down the street? that means that there's a midget BAR, right?

a bar near wrigley has weekly midget wrestling events. at least it used to.

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

i just went on another beer run, this time got some

and some chimay for the lady. i've got a feeling things are gonna get pretty ugly or very, very, pretty tonight.

robotboy · **Posted:** Sun Sep 18, 2005 12:17 am

just picked up a 6pack of

I'm very excited about the beer that i'm about to drink

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