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PostPosted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 4:38 am 
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Koryo Hotel is the second largest hotel in North Korea. Erected in 1986 under the close scrutiny of the Kim Il-song, it was intended to "showcase the glory and strength of the DPRK." The hotel's extravagance is legendary. Examples include the entryway which consists of a 9 metre (30 foot) wide jade dragon mouth that leads into an expansive lobby dominated by a mosaic of North Korean cultural symbols. The mosaic tiles make use of a wide variety of precious metals and gemstones underneath low dispersion glass panes, which are replaced biannually to preserve the mosaic's lustre.

The building is a modest 143 metres (469 feet) tall and boasts 400 rooms. Amenities include a gift shop, gym, and a movie theater which generally shows communist propaganda or early Charlton Heston movies.


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man, i'd love a 9 metre (30 foot) wide jade dragon mouth at the front of my house.


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DPRK is full of shit like this.

They have one of the largest highways in the world, yet there are so few private automobiles it hardly gets traveled at all.

I once read a travel journal of a Western tourist who got the inside tour. I think he was German, but living in South Korea and managed to slip in with some Japanese travel group. It was completely bizarre, sometimes scary and often hilarious. Apparently, in North Korea they use Microsoft Windows in English. When the traveler asked why they don't use the Korean version, he was told something along the lines of "Don't be silly. There is no Korean version," though it's all over the southern half of the peninsula.

Another good story took place in a shrine/museum thing dedicated to Kim Jong-Il, I can't remember, but it showcased a basketball autographed by Michael Jordan and given to the Dear Leader by Madeleine Albright. The traveler and the guide had an argument over it, because he wouldn't believe that Jordan was "just" a basketball player.

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DPRK is full of shit like this.

They have one of the largest highways in the world, yet there are so few private automobiles it hardly gets traveled at all.

I once read a travel journal of a Western tourist who got the inside tour. I think he was German, but living in South Korea and managed to slip in with some Japanese travel group. It was completely bizarre, sometimes scary and often hilarious. Apparently, in North Korea they use Microsoft Windows in English. When the traveler asked why they don't use the Korean version, he was told something along the lines of "Don't be silly. There is no Korean version," though it's all over the southern half of the peninsula.

Another good story took place in a shrine/museum thing dedicated to Kim Jong-Il, I can't remember, but it showcased a basketball autographed by Michael Jordan and given to the Dear Leader by Madeleine Albright. The traveler and the guide had an argument over it, because he wouldn't believe that Jordan was "just" a basketball player.


Right up on the border, they have a HUGE facade of a building that is some kind of 'testament to DPRK's technological power", but it is just the front of a building. I used to have a bunch of propaganda sheets they would drop over the south and some stuff like that, touting the "worker's paradise" etc..

Fucking FRIGHTENING.

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Oh yeah, and let's not forget the World's Tallest Flagpole. We should just turn the fucking place into a big ass Ripley's Believe It or Not museum.

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 11:42 am 
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and a movie theater which generally shows communist propaganda or early Charlton Heston movies.


Same thing.

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it would be totally awesome if that building had a huge Il Jong wig on it. anybody wanna photoshop that on there?

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Sorry, this gets second place to the dolphin story.

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