NMR: Going ot the Dentist Unappreciation Thread

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

rparis74 Wrote:

i have a wisdom teeth removal story. there was this oral surgeon in my home town where pretty much every kid went to get their wisdom teeth out. the thing about this oral surgeon - and this same thing happened to all my friends who went to this guy as well - is that he had you remove your pants before removing your teeth.

after i woke up my pants were somehow back on. i thought this was perfectly normal until i started telling other people about this and they thought it was really strange. was i molested? i may never know.

nah, he just had sex with the nurse on top of you while you were passed out.

fickerson · **Posted:** Wed Oct 05, 2005 2:23 pm

Cotton Wrote:

braces twice

twice? i thought having mine for four years was bad.

i may love the dentist, but the orthodontist, that's another story...

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

fickerson Wrote:

Cotton Wrote:

braces twice

twice? i thought having mine for four years was bad.

i may love the dentist, but the orthodontist, that's another story...

well once but they kinda got ripped out the first time.

Twilightkid · **Posted:** Wed Oct 05, 2005 2:25 pm

As of 1:13pm Eastern time, my mouth is pretty much back to normal, except for the tip of my tongue which is still numb....ugh.

rogneeb · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:07 pm **Posts:** 12618

orthodontist was way worse than the dentist - damn when they tightened those braces up - that hurt like a mofo.

Yail Bloor · **Posted:** Wed Oct 05, 2005 2:26 pm

shiv Wrote:

I really don't mind going to the dentist but the worst pain ever was when I had a back tooth pulled out. I had tears in my eyes.

yeah I had a dentist basically just jack a tooth out one time without warning (it needed to happen) when i was a kid; Before I could even tear up, blood started gushing out of my mouth and i passed out. Woke up, dentist laughed at me and i went home.

Dunwoody Dude · **Joined:** Wed Nov 03, 2004 11:20 am **Posts:** 2869

10 points to the first person who can identify who this girl is and how she somewhat relates to this topic. Sorry for the bad pic

PopTodd · **Posted:** Wed Oct 05, 2005 2:45 pm

I went last week.
I had Ethan with me.
He held my hand through the entire appointment.
(No cavities, obviously.)
It was the nicest trip to the dentist that I've ever had.

fickerson · **Posted:** Wed Oct 05, 2005 2:45 pm

anyone ever read 'a million little pieces'? i almost had to stop reading when he goes to the dentist.

juice · **Posted:** Wed Oct 05, 2005 2:48 pm

rparis74 Wrote:

i have a wisdom teeth removal story. there was this oral surgeon in my home town where pretty much every kid went to get their wisdom teeth out. the thing about this oral surgeon - and this same thing happened to all my friends who went to this guy as well - is that he had you remove your pants before removing your teeth.

after i woke up my pants were somehow back on. i thought this was perfectly normal until i started telling other people about this and they thought it was really strange. was i molested? i may never know.

Why is no one giving any more attention to this particular post?

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

Roy Batty Wrote:

10 points to the first person who can identify who this girl is and how she somewhat relates to this topic. Sorry for the bad pic

i dunno, but she didn't do anything wrong, apparently.

fickerson · **Posted:** Wed Oct 05, 2005 2:55 pm

juice Wrote:

rparis74 Wrote:

i have a wisdom teeth removal story. there was this oral surgeon in my home town where pretty much every kid went to get their wisdom teeth out. the thing about this oral surgeon - and this same thing happened to all my friends who went to this guy as well - is that he had you remove your pants before removing your teeth.

after i woke up my pants were somehow back on. i thought this was perfectly normal until i started telling other people about this and they thought it was really strange. was i molested? i may never know.

Why is no one giving any more attention to this particular post?

i would guess that the dentist had kids remove their pants so they wouldn't piss on them while under anesthesia. if he were going to molest them, he could just as easily remove the pants himself once they went under.

juice · **Posted:** Wed Oct 05, 2005 2:58 pm

fickerson Wrote:

juice Wrote:

rparis74 Wrote:

i have a wisdom teeth removal story. there was this oral surgeon in my home town where pretty much every kid went to get their wisdom teeth out. the thing about this oral surgeon - and this same thing happened to all my friends who went to this guy as well - is that he had you remove your pants before removing your teeth.

after i woke up my pants were somehow back on. i thought this was perfectly normal until i started telling other people about this and they thought it was really strange. was i molested? i may never know.

Why is no one giving any more attention to this particular post?

i would guess that the dentist had kids remove their pants so they wouldn't piss on them while under anesthesia. if he were going to molest them, he could just as easily remove the pants himself once they went under.

Sure, take his side. Sicko.

Cap'n Squirrgle · **Posted:** Wed Oct 05, 2005 2:58 pm

Cotton Wrote:

10+ fillings, 3 root canals, braces twice, massive infection when I got my wosdom teeth out... I FUCKING HATE THE DENTIST.

sounds like he loves your ass, tho. yall puttin his kids through college!

two guns holla · **Posted:** Wed Oct 05, 2005 3:34 pm

CAVITRON BAD

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