Worst Album Title of 2005

thisotherkingdom · **Posted:** Fri Oct 07, 2005 1:18 am

Nice cleav.

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

seriously, what's up with that? i'm still getting over that she's back on SNL this weekend and she's shoving that shit in my face?

thisotherkingdom · **Posted:** Fri Oct 07, 2005 1:33 am

I was really taken aback that she was allowed back on SNL.

legonads · **Posted:** Fri Oct 07, 2005 1:34 am

Them ain't the worst album titties of 2005!

They're not that great, but at least they're titties.

legonads · **Posted:** Fri Oct 07, 2005 1:36 am

thisotherkingdom Wrote:

I was really taken aback that she was allowed back on SNL.

Her appearance got more laughs than most SNL skits. They're just sticking with what works, or something.

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

thisotherkingdom Wrote:

I was really taken aback that she was allowed back on SNL.

allowed or invited. i think they're both getting someting out of this. she gets an attempt to correct the last time and prove she's actually singing (oh, and I garuntee you she'll ham it up so fucking heavy) even though nobody will care, and SNL gets that many more people watching hoping that she'll fuck up. and bud light gets to market to whatever teenagers watch it to see this fucked up retard. it's pathetic.

Kit · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 2:47 pm **Posts:** 3052

I Am Me.

Hmmmm.....sounds like she's not really sure.

thisotherkingdom · **Posted:** Fri Oct 07, 2005 1:49 am

Cotton Wrote:

thisotherkingdom Wrote:

I was really taken aback that she was allowed back on SNL.

allowed or invited. i think they're both getting someting out of this. she gets an attempt to correct the last time and prove she's actually singing (oh, and I garuntee you she'll ham it up so fucking heavy) even though nobody will care, and SNL gets that many more people watching hoping that she'll fuck up. and bud light gets to market to whatever teenagers watch it to see this fucked up retard. it's pathetic.

Yeah, I realize how it could possibly benefit everyone involved. But didn't she try to blame everyone involved other than herself? I just don't see how anyone could work with that whore again.

Dusty Chalk · **Posted:** Fri Oct 07, 2005 3:12 am

It's an homage:

Dalen · **Posted:** Fri Oct 07, 2005 7:54 am

damn, ashlee looks fucking HOT on that cover. but wtf is up with the black metal font?

no guru · **Posted:** Fri Oct 07, 2005 8:34 am

Dusty Chalk Wrote:

It's an homage:

Heh. Good one.

Shelby's is a good album and works as the full title I Am Shelby Lynne

Whereas, Ashlee's I Am Me Ashlee Simpson is a bit French-Canadian sound it, dat.

Sketch · **Posted:** Fri Oct 07, 2005 8:38 am

g Wrote:

Them ain't the worst album titties of 2005!

I'll take album titties for 400, Trebek!!!

Elvis Fu · **Posted:** Fri Oct 07, 2005 9:35 am

Dalen Wrote:

damn, ashlee looks fucking HOT on that cover. but wtf is up with the black metal font?

I thought the same. The black metal + "Helter Skelter" scrawl just don't do much for me.

shaMoxie · **Posted:** Fri Oct 07, 2005 10:17 am

Lullibies to Paralyze. WTF?

Dusty Chalk · **Posted:** Fri Oct 07, 2005 12:52 pm

Dalen Wrote:

...wtf is up with the black metal font?

Maybe it's her "crossover" album? I mean, look at the make up. All she needs is a little corpse paint, and...

shiv · **Posted:** Fri Oct 07, 2005 8:30 pm

i like the new juliana hatfield cover

ptrck · **Joined:** Wed Oct 27, 2004 10:55 pm **Posts:** 5568

Borg166 Wrote:

I think her chin needs more shading.

Buck_Wild · **Joined:** Thu Jul 21, 2005 3:28 am **Posts:** 232

Ash, 'me' is the objective case of 'I' and 'am' is a being verb. It may sound funny, but Neil Diamond got his song I Am, I Said grammatically correct, so why can't you?

I agree, the lettering is cool, though. Are you a Danzig fan? Maybe you could call it 'Ashlee II--Subterfuge'?

Look at the pathos in her eyes, people. It conveys 'I want you to take me seriously.' But the makeup combined with the script is more 'I want to bite your neck'? This really is a very confusing album cover.

I agree that the QOTSA album title is really, really, bad.

Dalen · **Posted:** Fri Oct 07, 2005 10:34 pm

Buck_Wild Wrote:

Look at the pathos in her eyes, people. It conveys 'I want you to take me seriously.' But the makeup combined with the script is more 'I want to bite your neck'? This really is a very confusing album cover.

i tak e it more as "please release your milk on my back you dirty, dirty boy"

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Sat Oct 08, 2005 3:53 am

Idiopathic Wrote:

Borg166 Wrote:

I think her chin needs more shading.

Cleft-chins of the world, unite!

Down with Idiopath! Down with Idiopath!

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