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 Post subject: What The Hell's Going On?
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I was just talking to a friend of mine who moved into a new apartment in a building about 6 months ago, and it seems someone's going around stealing peoples' doormats. She's had three doormats stolen since she's moved in. Who the hell steals doormats?
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The doormat burglar, or Maturglar, thats who!

He was formerly known as the Hamburglar, but when McDonalds fired him he needed a new gig.

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hobos cut holes in the centers and make ponchos out of them.

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Vanlandingham Wrote:

He was formerly known as the Hamburglar, but when McDonalds fired him he needed a new gig.


that was the biggest mistake Mcdonald's ever made - getting rid of Hamburglar, Grimace and Birdie. Okay, not so much Birdie.
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Why was that guy called Grimace anyway? It's been so long that the reason escapes me.

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Vanlandingham Wrote:
The doormat burglar, or Maturglar, thats who!


Not to be confused with the "turd burglar".

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Maybe because they are misunderstanding it to mean, "welcome (to take me)"?

I understand the first one, maybe even the second, but why would she put out a third?

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ig you go to the McDonald's website those characters are still everywhere. Even the Fry Guys

or at least they were 2 years ago. I had to check for a halloween character.

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Our doormat says:

Fuck Off Jehovah Witnesses

No one has ever bothered to steal it.

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Get a thin mat, one the door will clear and PUT IT ON THE INSIDE.

Sheesh.

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Are they snorkeling the animals?

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Maybe the kleptodoormatomaniac will steal you.

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Cotton Wrote:
hobos cut holes in the centers and make ponchos out of them.


But wouldn't that make them more imflammable? Most doormats I know are bristly, sort of wooden, and not so fire-retardant....
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That's retarded. But you people, by mentioning Hamburglar, have caused me to picture that new Burger King guy again and get all creeped out. Shame on you all.

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Who the hell steals doormats?


Manqueef strikes again!

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There was a story on the radio today about 26 streetlight posts that have been stolen from one Baltimore neighborhood over the past few weeks.

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