Natalie Portman appreciation thread

HaqDiesel · **Posted:** Sun Dec 05, 2004 7:19 pm

Natalie Portman is a mediocre actress, at least in the Star Wars movies and Garden State. That's a detractor for me. Start a Jennifer Connelly appreciation thread and we'll talk. But we'll also have 3 pointless actress appreciation threads, so I'm torn.

hey look · **Posted:** Sun Dec 05, 2004 7:37 pm

Yeah I'm down for some Connelly too.

legonads · **Posted:** Sun Dec 05, 2004 8:49 pm

Manimal Wrote:

She should have entered the ASS-OFF.

I was about to suggest this. Any pictures of Liv Tyler in a thong?

Would we have to run this by the ladies to make sure no one is offended and leaves the Ob in anger?

no guru · **Posted:** Sun Dec 05, 2004 9:02 pm

HaqDiesel Wrote:

Natalie Portman is a mediocre actress, at least in the Star Wars movies and Garden State. That's a detractor for me. Start a Jennifer Connelly appreciation thread and we'll talk. But we'll also have 3 pointless actress appreciation threads, so I'm torn.

Harsh. I think they're all very good actresses. And boners are never pointless.

Seriously, though, I thought Portman was quite good in Garden State, and, back when she was a kid, she was great in The Professional.

Kit · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 2:47 pm **Posts:** 3052

HaqDiesel Wrote:

Natalie Portman is a mediocre actress, at least in the Star Wars movies and Garden State. That's a detractor for me. Start a Jennifer Connelly appreciation thread and we'll talk. But we'll also have 3 pointless actress appreciation threads, so I'm torn.

.....And I'm sure you'll have a Scarlett Johansson appreciation thread from me before the month is over.

And then I'll post more doggies with dildos. :twisted:

Xist · **Posted:** Sun Dec 05, 2004 11:44 pm

I had a major semi-pedi crush on her in highschool just based on Beautiful Girls. I decided a few minutes ago (probably after the instant wood comment) that seeing Closer is priority 1 for tonight.

off I go...

Prince of Darkness · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:41 am **Posts:** 11048

well all right.

Hegel · **Posted:** Mon Dec 06, 2004 12:44 am

Nude Dude Wrote:

HaqDiesel Wrote:

Natalie Portman is a mediocre actress, at least in the Star Wars movies and Garden State. That's a detractor for me. Start a Jennifer Connelly appreciation thread and we'll talk. But we'll also have 3 pointless actress appreciation threads, so I'm torn.

.....And I'm sure you'll have a Scarlett Johansson appreciation thread from me before the month is over.

And then I'll post more doggies with dildos. :twisted:

Oh my god. Scarlett Johansson. Oh. My. God.

Dunwoody Dude · **Joined:** Wed Nov 03, 2004 11:20 am **Posts:** 2869

Yeah, but she dated this guy...

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Mon Dec 06, 2004 11:38 am

DunwoodyDude Wrote:

Yeah, but she dated this guy...

Thus, when she flashed her cooch at Clive Owen, his jaw about hit the floor. Right there, over her clit, there was a bland. "Property of Moby", it said.

Quite distressing....

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