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A coworker/friend's girlfriend just went through massage school. I could have been a practice body but I just didn't feel right about it.
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I still feel different. Very strange. She changed my body!!! :shock:
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i had tears streaming out of my eyes at my first professional massage. i wasn't crying crying...but it was the strangest thing. the hippie chick was all "that's all the toxins leaving your body".

i've had many since then, and the first was still the best.

and i secretly still sometimes wish i'd get a "surprise happy ending" when they are working near my junk.
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elephantstone Wrote:
"that's all the toxins leaving your body".


I like the thought of this. Flushing the system and all that. But I'm pretty certain that this "toxins" stuff is bullshit. It sounds cool, but, really....
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I still feel different. Very strange. She changed my body!!! :shock:

Have you begun sitting down when you piss?

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and i secretly still sometimes wish i'd get a "surprise happy ending" when they are working near my junk.


An extra twenty and yr done.
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I really, really, really want to get one. But I'd feel extremely awkward if it was a guy giving me one.
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you'd love it you big homo.

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I really, really, really want to get one. But I'd feel extremely awkward if it was a guy giving me one.



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I really, really, really want to get one. But I'd feel extremely awkward if it was a guy giving me one.

Some places, if they are not busy, will allow you to request a woman masseuse(sp?)

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kabob Wrote:
elephantstone Wrote:
"that's all the toxins leaving your body".


I like the thought of this. Flushing the system and all that. But I'm pretty certain that this "toxins" stuff is bullshit. It sounds cool, but, really....

It must be nice to drink all you want and never be hungover. :roll:
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Masseur: "How did you hurt this?"
Costanza: "I don't know."
Masseur: "You don't know?"
Costanza: "No."
Masseur: "But you just told me..."
Costanza: "Korea."
Masseur: "You hurt it in Korea?"
Costanza: "What?"
Masseur: "The hamstring."
Costanza: "Korea."
Masseur: "How?"
Costanza: "Hamstring."
Masseur: "How did you hurt the hamstring?"
Costanza: "Ho-tel."

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