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Dalen
 Post subject: A Hand In the Bush...check out the reviews....
PostPosted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 11:06 am 
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Bizarre book, but check out the reviews on Amazon.com

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/189015 ... s&v=glance

yikes.
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I'm no prude, but as a guy this doesnt even interest me....

although, i did see this video once.......

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Dalen, I don't really wanna know how you found this, do I?

"Master Bates is not a true martial artist" :lol:

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I really don't get it. I think I am a prude, but it seems to me that most...uh... "normal" females could not accomidate a fist in that area....? Am I wrong...?

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I can't believe a book has been published on the topic AND you can get it on Amazon! Convenient and weird. Having seen videos and such, I had no idea that this was a FINE art.

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i found the link on Newstoday.

twisted that this is as popular as it is. agreed, never met a woman [or man for that matter] that enjoys the fist.
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Dalen Wrote:
i found the link on Newstoday.

twisted that this is as popular as it is. agreed, never met a woman [or man for that matter] that enjoys the fist.


How do you even broach that topic...and not be one of them nasty...but if you were *ahem* down there and this seemed remotely possible, wouldn't you run for the hills?

YEEELLCH!

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The comments are the best.

"so, like...totally make sure that its cool with your girl before you try this, okay?"
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"...a touching narrative based around the the authors transition from naive small town girl to a city hooker, taking fists in all manner of orifices in exchange for neligible amounts of cocaine."


sounds, um, touching?
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"...a touching narrative based around the the authors transition from naive small town girl to a city hooker, taking fists in all manner of orifices in exchange for neligible amounts of cocaine."


sounds, um, touching?


I've already got the movie rights. It's going to a be a romantic comedy in the tradition of When Harry Met Sally or . . . uh . . . Valley Girl.

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Of course fisting is possible. Their bodies are made to pass a child for God's sake!

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Fisting is an art

I consider myself the Jackson Pollock of fisting. Oh sure, I could do it the conventional way - wearing rubber gloves, using lotsa lube, getting consent, yadda yadda yadda - but I'm more interested in creating a whole new language of fisting. Of course, I get shunned by shortsighted fisters everywhere, but I believe my work will outlive them all.
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Of course fisting is possible. Their bodies are made to pass a child for God's sake!


What are you talking about? A stork brought me to my parents!
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Fisting is an art

I consider myself the Jackson Pollock of fisting. Oh sure, I could do it the conventional way - wearing rubber gloves, using lotsa lube, getting consent, yadda yadda yadda - but I'm more interested in creating a whole new language of fisting. Of course, I get shunned by shortsighted fisters everywhere, but I believe my work will outlive them all.


Jackson Pollack, eh? I like to use these Incredible Hulk gloves and pretend I'm the Claes Oldenburg of fisting.

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Noice!

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Elvis Fu Wrote:
Radcliffe Wrote:
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Fisting is an art

I consider myself the Jackson Pollock of fisting. Oh sure, I could do it the conventional way - wearing rubber gloves, using lotsa lube, getting consent, yadda yadda yadda - but I'm more interested in creating a whole new language of fisting. Of course, I get shunned by shortsighted fisters everywhere, but I believe my work will outlive them all.


Jackson Pollack, eh? I like to use these Incredible Hulk gloves and pretend I'm the Claes Oldenburg of fisting.

Image
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 Post subject: Re: A Hand In the Bush...check out the reviews....
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Dalen Wrote:
Bizarre book, but check out the reviews on Amazon.com

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/189015 ... s&v=glance

yikes.


OMFG... who knew it was an art?

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