Awesome. Just awesome!

We need an update...preferably written while drunk.

Man, two bad dates later and a tense return to the coffee place and this looks to be over.

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(two annoyed people with absolutely nothing to say to one an other sit in a cafe. 'HER' takes an ipod out of her handbag).

HIM -' Your not putting that on now?
HER (bluntly) - 'Yes'
HIM (annoyed) - 'Don't you think that's a bit rude, I'm sitting right here!'
HER - 'Well if you don't like it you can go away'
HIM (angry) - 'Basically your saying "I don't want to listen to you and piss off".
HER (snapped angrily) - 'WELL I'LL ONLY PUT IT IN ONE EAR SO I CAN STILL HEAR YOU!!!!'

(long ackward silence)

HIM - 'What are you listening to?'
HER - 'Not telling you'
HIM - 'So you're rude and childish?'

(Friend of HER comes in to cafe)

HER (suddenly happy) - 'Pull up a chair, come over!'
HIM - 'You can have my chair, I'm leaving. (grumpily) Bye.'

(HIM leaves cafe with out making eye contact with HER)

women are fucking illogical

At least.

Sorry it didn't work out.

Wow...*look of surprise*...what the hell just happened? Rude and childish is right. Sheesh! Just watch, she's gonna lay her head on your shoulder yet again, giving off more confusing signs. Screw that! No one messes with the heart of my pal, Darrin!!

Another good man chewed up and spit out in the gristle mill that is womankind.

Dat why I hang onna my crazy-ass lady all these years. She my crazy ass and we got an understanding.

Sympatico often means finding that one person who will not screw you over.

Would that Konsty could stop searching already. Life gets a lot simpler afterwards.

You're so right. No one wants to be played.

Your most gangsta post, ever.

*titters*

Well, if I may be the one voice of contradiction, you did act like a bit of a drama queen yourself, leaving without eye contact.

Hard to tell without being there (L, hard to tell without being a mindreader, and even then...it might still be hard to tell), but she may not have meant it when she told you that you can go away -- it's not like she told you to 'piss off' -- those were your words, not hers.

I'd give her another chance.

But, they already had two bad dates and that coffeehouse moment. I'm thinking that "three strikes, yer out!" applies to our Lil' Miss Sometimes Coquette.

Alright, well, fuck her, then.

as soon as someone pulled out their ipod I would just leave. and make sure I left them a bill.

Darrin, I suggest the following course of action frequently utilized by my pal, the extremely inappropriate Big Dave...

1. Ask her on a date to an extremely expensive restaurant.
2. Order up tons of high-dollar appetizers, food, and booze.
3. Excuse yourself to go to the restroom before the check arrives at your table.
4. Leave the premises without her seeing you.
5. Laugh. Rinse. Repeat.