'kay everyone, tummy mouth farts time

no guru · **Posted:** Sat Oct 29, 2005 6:48 pm

Hey, Juliana, "Ptththtthtttttttttt!"

Natural Mike · **Posted:** Sat Oct 29, 2005 7:12 pm

I'd zerbit.

no guru · **Posted:** Sat Oct 29, 2005 9:06 pm

Natural Mike Wrote:

I'd zerbit.

Is that the technical term for tummy mouth farts?

Natural Mike · **Posted:** Sat Oct 29, 2005 9:50 pm

Per Dr. William Cosby, my preferred healthcare provider, it is.

Aural Fixation · **Posted:** Sat Oct 29, 2005 10:06 pm

I thought they were called "tummy raspberries".

Natural Mike · **Posted:** Sat Oct 29, 2005 10:13 pm

Horror Fixation Wrote:

I thought they were called "tummy raspberries".

That is also an accepted term.

Aural Fixation · **Posted:** Sat Oct 29, 2005 10:25 pm

Btw, who is Juliana?

Natural Mike · **Posted:** Sat Oct 29, 2005 10:38 pm

Hatfield

Aural Fixation · **Posted:** Sat Oct 29, 2005 10:41 pm

Is that her album cover? Has she finally gained some weight and added some boobs? Cuz I always thought she was on the anorexic side.

ptrck · **Joined:** Wed Oct 27, 2004 10:55 pm **Posts:** 5568

I dont think its her. She has a stunt torso.

Vanlandingham · **Posted:** Sun Oct 30, 2005 1:06 am

Natural Mike Wrote:

Per Dr. William Cosby, my preferred healthcare provider, it is.

Hicky-burrrr

Dusty Chalk · **Posted:** Sun Oct 30, 2005 3:37 am

Horror Fixation Wrote:

Is that her album cover? Has she finally gained some weight and added some boobs? Cuz I always thought she was on the anorexic side.

I think you remember incorrectly. I don't remember her being anorexic, ever. I could be wrong, though.

My choice: pretty much any picture you've ever seen of Shania Twain.

Aural Fixation · **Posted:** Sun Oct 30, 2005 3:44 am

[img][650:650]http://www.screamyell.com.br/musicadois/juliana_zoe_1.jpg[/img]
[img][650:445]http://www.fortapache.net/media/julianahatfield.jpg[/img]
[img][397:500]http://www5f.biglobe.ne.jp/~ana/juliana_hatfield.jpg[/img]

She looks very skinny in those photos. The girl needs to eat a sandwich now and then.

Dusty Chalk · **Posted:** Sun Oct 30, 2005 3:47 am

Naw, she just has a slightly disproportionately big head.

cemeterypolka · **Joined:** Wed Jul 13, 2005 12:40 am **Posts:** 3473

her head looks big because her body is so little.

you can thank me later for stating the obvious.

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Sun Oct 30, 2005 5:51 am

Only get the anorexic vibe from the third in Horror Fixation's series.

no guru · **Posted:** Sun Oct 30, 2005 7:31 am

There's a pretty lady on the Food Network whose head is so disturbingly huge that it cancels out most of her prettiness.

Finch Platte · **Posted:** Sun Oct 30, 2005 9:32 am

Dusty Bones Wrote:

Naw, she just has a slightly disproportionately big head.

Reminds me of the Seinfeld episode... (start dream sequence)...

[Setting: Coffee shop]

ALAN: So that's it? We're, uh, we're breakin' up?

ELAINE: (Confused by his sudden change-of-heart) What? Break-up? We went out on one date.

ALAN: (Fast) Ok, yeah, sure, fine, right. Whatever you say.

ELAINE: (Shows no sign that she cares) Alright, good. Good.

ALAN: Ok, then, well, So.. see ya around.. big head. (Gets up to leave)

ELAINE: Pardon?

ALAN: You got a big head. It's too big for your body. (Walks for the door)

ELAINE: (Laughing out loud) That's it?! (Laughs again) That's the best you got?! (Laughs loudly as Alan exits)

(Scene ends)

Later...

[Setting: Coffee shop]

GEORGE: It's not contest. The guy had nothing! The ship went down, he got into a life boat, I mean, come on.

JERRY: Boy, he didn't know what he was up against. (George laughs) So, when do you move into the apartment?

GEORGE: They're making their decision today.

(Elaine enters. She has a scarf over her head - trying to tie her hair down. She looks angered at something)

JERRY: What's the matter with you?

ELAINE: Nothing.. Except that a bird ran into my giant freak-head. (Sits down)

JERRY: What giant freak-head?

ELAINE: (Annoyed, near tears) The one that sits atop my disproportunately puny body.. I'm a walking candy apple!

JERRY: So, it's actually gotten to you? You're playing right into his hands!

ELAINE: (Realizing) What? Yeah.. you're right!.. All I have to do is call him up, and sit with him, and show him that it doesn't bother me. You know, laugh it off.. or

jam a fork into his forehead.

JERRY: (Casually, sarcastic) Either way.

ELAINE: (Getting up to leave) Alright.

(Scene ends)

[Setting: Restaurant]

ALAN: I want to apologize for..

ELAINE: (Shrugging it off) Oh, please.

ALAN: So you have a big head.

ELAINE: (Casually playing along) So what?

ALAN: It goes well with that bump in your nose.

ELAINE: (Suddenly angry) What?!

(Scene cuts to the outside of the restaurant. A woman runs out of the restaurant and stops a passing Kramer)

WOMAN: Please! Get help! There's a crazy big-headed woman beating up some guy! Tell the police "The Old Mill Restaurant". Hurry!

(Kramer takes off running down the street, looking for a cop. He meets up with two officers exiting an ice cream shop. Before he can tell them the urgent message,

he starts coughing uncontrollably)

COP: Boy, that's some cough you got there.

(Kramer keeps coughing while making gestures)

COP 2: No, I think he's trying to tell us something. What is it? (Between coughs, Kramer manages to say the word "trouble") Trouble?! Trouble? Where? Where's

trouble? (Kramer coughs out the words "Old Mill") Trouble at the Old Mill?! Oh my god! Good boy, good boy! Lead the way! Come on.

(Kramer starts running back to the restaurant, the cops following him)

(Scene ends)

[Setting: George's apartment building]

(George enters the hallway only to find that a bandaged-up Alan is moving boxes into George's would-be-apartment)

GEORGE: Excuse me, uh, what are you doing in there?

ALAN: I'm moving in. Alan Mercer. New neighbor. (They shake hands)

GEORGE: What? Elaine's big-head guy? They have you the apartment?!

ALAN: Yeah.

GEORGE: Why?! Because you were stabbed, and.. got coffee thrown in your face, and.. uh.. (Points to Alan's bandaged forehead)

ALAN: Oh, fork in the forehead.

GEORGE: That's why they gave you the apartment?

ALAN: No, I just gave the super 50 bucks.

GEORGE: Wait a minute, that is my apartment. I earned it with 34 years of misery!

ALAN: Tough luck, chinless. (Goes into his new apartment, and slams the door on George)

(George starts acting self-conscious about his chin - much like Elaine and her head)

END OF SHOW.

I know, wrong picture. Bummer.

Old Kentucky · **Posted:** Sun Oct 30, 2005 5:00 pm

Vincent Platte Wrote:

I know, wrong picture. Bummer.

i'd zerbit.

Dusty Chalk · **Posted:** Mon Oct 31, 2005 4:56 am

Vincent Platte Wrote:

(Scene cuts to the outside of the restaurant. A woman runs out of the restaurant and stops a passing Kramer)

WOMAN: Please! Get help! There's a crazy big-headed woman beating up some guy! Tell the police "The Old Mill Restaurant". Hurry!

(Kramer takes off running down the street, looking for a cop. He meets up with two officers exiting an ice cream shop. Before he can tell them the urgent message,

he starts coughing uncontrollably)

COP: Boy, that's some cough you got there.

(Kramer keeps coughing while making gestures)

COP 2: No, I think he's trying to tell us something. What is it? (Between coughs, Kramer manages to say the word "trouble") Trouble?! Trouble? Where? Where's

trouble? (Kramer coughs out the words "Old Mill") Trouble at the Old Mill?! Oh my god! Good boy, good boy! Lead the way! Come on.

(Kramer starts running back to the restaurant, the cops following him)

(Scene ends)

I laughed at this just from reading the script. You know, I don't really like the show, but I have to admit to moments of genius.

You need to find that picture of her from that one awards show she did with a neckline down to there...

no guru · **Posted:** Mon Oct 31, 2005 8:08 am

Seinfeld scripts are nearly always brilliant. Fantastic reads. But the characters are such self-involved pricks who never grow and never learn from their mistakes I can see how some people wouldn't like watching the show much. The scripts themselves are some of the best television writing ever.

Finch Platte · **Posted:** Mon Oct 31, 2005 9:24 am

Dusty Bones Wrote:

You need to find that picture of her from that one awards show she did with a neckline down to there...

Can't find it.

fp

Dusty Chalk · **Posted:** Mon Oct 31, 2005 11:01 am

Yeah, that one.

'kay everyone, tummy mouth farts time

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