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PostPosted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 5:48 pm 
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Anyone see this SHIT?

although I am dissapointed there is no mention of the drying and grating with a cheese grater, which Yail and I got MANY comedy miles out of this weekend.

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 5:52 pm 
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Yea, that grosses me out," said customer John Cameron. "That's disgusting. But it doesn't change how I feel about the store. It's a great store."

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 5:54 pm 
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Wow, that is truly disgusting. What an asshole.

So wait, did he use a dehydrator, or just turd on the lawn and wait for the sun to do its magic?

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 5:55 pm 
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Maybe he shits sand.

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 5:58 pm 
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Cap'n Scare-gle Wrote:
Wow, that is truly disgusting. What an asshole.

So wait, did he use a dehydrator, or just turd on the lawn and wait for the sun to do its magic?


There was much speculation about that...on the brigbht side, I have a Halloween costume:

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harry Wrote:
I understand that you, of all people, know this crisis and, in your own way, are working to address it. You, the madras-pantsed julip-sipping Southern cracker and me, the oldman hippie California fruit cake are brothers in the struggle to save our country.

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However, one mother of two said she might have thought twice about her donut purchase had she heard the story before she shopped at the store.

"I didn't know that," she said. "Had I known this, I wouldn't have bought anything like that."


So if she had known that the donuts had been covered in shit, she would have given her purchase a second thought?

How shocking.


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PostPosted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 6:01 pm 
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So if she had known that the donuts had been covered in shit, she would have given her purchase a second thought?

How shocking.


Exactly. Also, if something smells like shit I'm not gonna shrug it off and eat it anyway. It's obviously SHIT.

This, BTW, is example 1,884,723 of the material writing itself.

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Well played, shit-sprinkler. Well played.


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