I sat on Busty's shoulders and simultaneously enjoyed the black crows and about 8 topless girls, who were also riding shoulders. Every so often, it pays to weigh 105 lbs.

that implies that i'm scoring tail in the first place...

sigh.

Philly, you've lost 45 lbs, and frankly I think you could've done fine before-hand. Coming from someone who wasted YEARS... love thyself, and the tail shall follow.

And that means NOT burning dvd's for girls who only want the dvd's.

Gheyest. Moment. Ever.

I'm surprised OPA hasn't shown up in this thread yet.

I had to pee on my route today so I peed in a lipton iced tea bottle. I usually find some trees to hide behind but seeing as there's no leaves on them and there's snow all over that plan was out and I didn't feel like driving 3 miles back to the office.

Dude. I couldn't see SHIT but the back of people's asses. Man had pitty on me. Prince among men.

Hadda make sure my package wasn't squashed up against the back of his neck, tho. THAT = ghey.