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wilked
 Post subject: GUYS - Perfect gift for Wife / GF, less than $5
PostPosted: Tue Dec 20, 2005 6:45 pm 
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http://www.axshop.com/details.aspx/sku-680/

Perfect way to soothe those muscles while travelling, and you can rest knowing she is not seeking a male masseuse instead
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Wow, that's cheap! orders 2

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"All over".... the new euphemism for cooch.
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my wife wanted a penguin

http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/europe/12 ... index.html

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dude, it's a massager.

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dnorwood Wrote:
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Massages Your Face, Neck, Scalp, and Joints, and All Over

"All over".... the new euphemism for cooch.


that made me laugh very hard.

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Promotes Blood Circulation, Relaxes Muscles, Releases Tension, and Others
Others get promoted because you're too busy masturbating.

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Dusty Chalk Wrote:
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Promotes Blood Circulation, Relaxes Muscles, Releases Tension, and Others
Others get promoted because you're too busy masturbating.

this made me bust out laughing

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rpartridgeinapeartree74 Wrote:
my wife wanted a penguin

http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/europe/12 ... index.html


I heard this was fake. Although the snopes report and the NPR report alludes to a Boston aquarium. There have been a few stolen penguin stories in 2005.

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Toga, a 3-month-old Jackass penguin


I want a jackass penguin as well.

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Aural Fixation
 Post subject: Re: GUYS - Perfect gift for Wife / GF, less than $5
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wilked Wrote:
http://www.axshop.com/details.aspx/sku-680/

Perfect way to soothe those muscles while travelling, and you can rest knowing she is not seeking a male masseuse instead

Perhaps you should hone your massage techniques, that way she doesn't have to look for one.
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Hey, look, they also have a USB vibrator, too

...and a cheaper pocket rocket, too

and this looks just plain nasty

I like how everything on the site is either a condom for an iPod (where are the vibrating phone condoms?) or the laptop equivalent of an oral dam.

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"Takes good care of your skin, maintain your good looking"


<-- was just about the quote that.

also "Mini Rocket'
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It's a vibrator.


yeah but it's not like it's from www.FILTHYVAGINAFUCKING.com

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Borg166
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wilked Wrote:
http://www.axshop.com/details.aspx/sku-680/

Perfect way to soothe those muscles while travelling, and you can rest knowing she is not seeking a male masseuse instead


This gift is SINFUL. Women should be ASHAMED of their bodies.
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wilked
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I would have some fun introducing this with a chick in the bedroom...

Seems like an obvious 6th date move
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