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ayah
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...speed skater.
it looks really cool.
but i wouldn't want to be a female skater.
everyone would call me a dyke.
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Bonnie Blair was awesome.

I don't watch the Olympics, but it always pissed me off the way everyone sucked on Dan Jansen's cock, especially after his sister died, and he always found a way to choke and come up short race after race after race.

Meanwhile, Bonnie Blair was bringing home enough gold to make Master P blush, and none of the tv goons gave a shit. Fucks.

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Speed skating is mighty cool. That and downhill sking. Alas I have no talent in either area.

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...little bit taller

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Should have known this wasn't going to be a Robyn Hitchcock thread.
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Well, Skee-lo is the next best thing.

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i wish i was a baller.



(that's the first thing i thought of too.)

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I wish I were.... subjunctive, contrary to fact....

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harry Wrote:
I wish I were.... subjunctive, contrary to fact....


Whew. I thought it, but didn't post it.

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Yeah, I kept that one under the lid, too. Harry needs a drink.
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An old roommate of mine was a speed skater. It wasn't cool when he shaved his legs in the living room.

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...an Oscar Meyer wiener?

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correct answer: ...a polar bear.


ayah Wrote:
...speed skater.
it looks really cool.
but i wouldn't want to be a female skater.
everyone would call me a dyke.


Yes and we wouldn't want them to get the wrong idea, eh? :wink:
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"...a pretty girl, so i could ___ myself in the shower"

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i make it a point to watch the short track speed skating every olympics. that sport is totally freakin awesome.
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"...a pretty girl, so i could ___ myself in the shower"

-robyn hitchcock


Though he also wrote


C... Em... G:

F F Dm C... F... C
Ted, Woody, and Juuuuuunior

F F C
stand in the bath together

Dm
and cover each other with soap

C... F... C... Em... G:
cover each other with soap

F F Dm C
Ted, Woody, and Juuuuuunior

F F C
Stand in the frosty garden

F F C
They can feel their sinews harden

Dm
So they cover each other with leaves

C F... C
cover each other with leaves...

Dm
Yeah, they cover each other with leaves

C F... C
cover each other with leaves

(The tricky middle bit)

Fm
It's a wonderful world

D#
With a lot of strange men

A# F
Who are standing arouuu-nd

C G
And they're all wearing tooooowels

F... C... F... C... F... C... Em... G:

F F Dm C... F... C
Ted, Woody, and Juuuuuunior

F F C
Were disappointments to their fathers

F F C
But they had a way with lather

Dm
And they covered each other with soap

C... F... C
covered each other with soap

Dm
Yeah, they covered each other with soap

C... F... C... Em... G:
covered each other with soap

F F Dm C

Ted, Woody, and Juuuuuuuu...(pause)...nior...
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south pacific Wrote:
...an Oscar Meyer wiener?


That was the first thing I thought of, and I wondered how long it'd take to show up.

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ayah Wrote:
...speed skater.
it looks really cool.
but i wouldn't want to be a female skater.
everyone would call me a dyke.


Not true. When Catriona Le May Doan won her medals in Salt Lake, she became heterosexually sexy and desirable. (Not that you're not that already. But I wouldn't call you a dyke if you had thighs like that.)
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