Just figured I’d share with all of you that I am a total SLOB. Either that or it’s severe clumsiness. I’m not much of a “dry cleaning” type of girl, but with new workpants and a new job it seems like a necessary evil for me. ….To get to the point:

Yesterday: picked up pants from dry cleaners
Today: it’s an hour to lunchtime and I have already managed to: smudge chocolate on them, AND sportsfans… dumped half of my coffee all over the front of them.

Luckily they are black and do not show coffee.


Luckily my man is often equally unkempt and goofy so at least I don't have to worry about that.

Any other slobs here? Can I get a witness?

even your thread title is sloppy

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aw chocolate, that never comes out! see!

<------- also a slob

guilty as charged

True. so true.

<--work posting.

Yeah, well, I woke up so tired that I went to the bathroom to pee, fell asleep for a moment while doing so, and wound up peeing on Oscar, our cat, who followed me into the bathroom.

I just lazy as hell which results in me being a slob among other things.

Me too, as evidenced by my copying someone else's response, as opposed to typing my own.

<---*actually* poured her coffee into her cereal last week.

somehow i have ink mysteriously leaked all over.

i don't SEE it. but i keep getting it all over EVERYTHING. my pens. myself. my desk planner. my FACE!

but i can't find the source.

I've poured orange juice on cereal before.

I'm actually a pretty neat eater, which mystifies me as I'm kind of a slob in every other aspect of my life.

Pour Oscar!

but have you drank from a bottle of glue before?

I once grabbed it instead of my soda and when it was in my mouth I got a wtf look going on in my head. I was in studio building a model late at night. I had picked up the glue on accident many times before.