a real gentleman would never make a mess on his pants

Keep it clean, boys.

guilty as charged cowboy.

well i get to listen to my roommate talk about boys loudly through the wall.
only problem with that is
she's crazy
but has yet to realize;
although she's still interested in the dating game
which is more than i can say.
good thing i'm moving in with two women next year.
double mint that shit all the fuck over the place.

i babysat my nephew and niece. we played lego star wars for ps2 and watched some batman cartoons and then watched fist of legend which they were laughing at for awhile but then they both fell asleep. then i sped home like a madman, got to the bar, had one beer, didn't see anyone i knew and then i left.

woooooo.