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H.O.P.E OFFERS ASHLEE SIMPSON CD TRADE IN
H.O.P.E. (Horrified Observers of Pedestrian Entertainment) is offering the good people of America who have been duped into buying Ashlee Simpson's CD a reprieve; the opportunity to turn in her CD for one of a higher entertainment quality. Elvis Costello, The Ramones, X, Jimmy Page and Robert Plant, Aretha Franklin, Mr. Bungle, Ray Charles, Abe Lincoln Story, Neil Hamburger, Joni Mitchell, and Brian Wilson. These are not endorsements of the CDs we are sending. If you receive a CD and it doesn't appeal to you, you are welcome to exchange it until you get one you like.
Due to the overwhelming response, and the public's suggestions of other substandard artists for trade, this exchange will continue indefinitely and will be expanded to include other artists who are detrimental to the public's well being.
Starting immediately we will also accept any Britney Spears, Jennifer Lopez, Nick Lachey, Jessica Simpson, Creed, Paris Hilton, Limp Bizkit, and any boy band albums for trade.
If you're in a city outside NYC or L.A., contact
Hopeinfilm@aol.com or visit
www.hopeinamerica.com for an exchange.
For the people of New York, the Knitting Factory's run is over due to circumstances beyond our control, but we will be updating shortly as to other locations for the exchange.
Please be advised we are accepting exchanges based on the low entertainment quality of her music as well as her live lip-synching.
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Radcliffe Wrote:
I'm kinda like Jesus in that respect. And Allah. Jesus and Allah all rolled up into a single ball of seething bitter rage.
