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alongwaltz. · **Posted:** Mon Mar 27, 2006 4:58 pm

Overheard in the library. A (possibly) handicapped man explaining to the librarian why he needs to use the internet.

Quote:

I'm only looking for budgie names -- male budgie names.

He then went off about shoes for twenty minutes until she started nodding and walking away while he was in mid-sentence.

wenchlette · **Posted:** Mon Mar 27, 2006 11:24 pm

After seeing a three legged dog in the dog park this past Tuesday, the following conversation was had amongst the girls behind me:

Girl #1 - "Ohmwigwad! I loooove three legged dogs!"
Girl #2 - "Ohmwigwad, me tooooo!"

So, apparently, their personal adds might read something like this, 'I enjoy long walks on the beach, cuddling under a blanket on the couch and three legged dogs.'

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

heard asking the local host of the grateful dead hour this afternoon while I was in the building "do all radio stations have this kind of magic? I wanted to stab him in the jugular.

ptrck · **Joined:** Wed Oct 27, 2004 10:55 pm **Posts:** 5568

SpontaneousPoet Wrote:

three legged dog'

that was totally my nickname in high school

wilked · **Posted:** Mon Mar 27, 2006 11:37 pm

Quote:

Woman: Wait, aren't dinosaurs mammals?
Man: Um. They're reptiles, honey.
Woman: Oh. Right.
Man: You have two master's degrees?
Woman: But not in lizardology!

--Union Square

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com//

mutty · **Posted:** Tue Mar 28, 2006 1:14 am

SpontaneousPoet Wrote:

After seeing a three legged dog in the dog park this past Tuesday, the following conversation was had amongst the girls behind me:

Girl #1 - "Ohmwigwad! I loooove three legged dogs!"
Girl #2 - "Ohmwigwad, me tooooo!"

So, apparently, their personal adds might read something like this, 'I enjoy long walks on the beach, cuddling under a blanket on the couch and three legged dogs.'

I would call a girl who placed an ad like that...

alongwaltz. · **Posted:** Tue Mar 28, 2006 4:14 am

Oh and my quote from the other day that I forgot to post was from my sister, regarding the new Spin cover.

Quote:

I didn't realise the girl from the Yeah Yeah Yeahs was so ugly.

Prince of Darkness · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:41 am **Posts:** 11048

which one?

alongwaltz. · **Posted:** Tue Mar 28, 2006 4:30 am

Prince of Darkness Wrote:

which one?

Well, the girl on the right is clearly a hottie.

Prince of Darkness · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:41 am **Posts:** 11048

but the two dykes on the left need to soften up.

Mick · **Posted:** Tue Mar 28, 2006 7:05 am

someone raised the topic of bestiality about a month ago, and mentioned some horse porn they'd seen on the internet. A female friend of mine queried, "Can horses get a woman pregnant." Which was met with cyclonic laughter, before she asked, "Can a dog get a woman pregnant."

I didn't laugh. I just sat there, stunned.

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