Do not take me for Michael Carey. I am not. I am not even the fake Michael Carey, who is an Afro-American NFL referee.

For one, I have never wanted to overthrow the capitalist hegemony. Two, I have never committed a crime worse than speeding. Three, I was punished for shop-lifting, even though I wasn't, while Michael never has been, even though he shop-lifted, in a literal sense, countless times (the whole "death to capitalism" deal).

Nor have I ever worked an NFL playoff game.

Mike, Mike, Mike.... Don't despair. You've done more by twenty-seven than everybody on the near-side of Jimi Hendrix. To think that five years ago, Milwaukee was not a semi-autonomous Socialist Republic; now, it is, and all thanks to you, and the New Blind (Bomb) Nationals.

Thanks, dude.

Now, don't worry. You'll find a new mission. Plus, you've got a punk rock princess of a wife with whom to take educative road-trips, and a lovely little girl that is your flesh-and-blood. You have that upon which to hang your hat, if nothing else, for now.

(DAT) FREE JAZZ!

I feel as though I just read through like three or four random threads combined.

Is Haq playing around with the board?

no, that's just monty.

still waters run deep and whatnot.

he speaks english in person...