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PostPosted: Fri May 12, 2006 9:38 pm 
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from the Oregonian - story on Johnny Lechner

Lechner, 29, is a legendary student at the University of Wisconsin-Whitewater. He's been attending college for --- and I am not making this up --- 12 years. He was supposed to graduate in May 2006, but withdrew his application a week before the ceremony because he wants to do the one thing he hasn't yet done in college: study abroad. So he's going for No. 13, apparently.

A lot of people are calling Lechner a loser, but man, the guy is semi-brilliant, no?

Among the things you need to know about Lechner:

--- He could graduate with degrees in Communications, Health, Education, Women's Studies, and Theater.... if he wanted to.

--- He started college in 1994, when his current girlfriend was in the fourth grade.

--- Lechner ran for student body president last spring and lost to a political science major by a vote of 511 to 281.

--- He was reportedly offered a job by National Lampoon and turned it down, saying, "If I wanted a job, I would have graduated."

--- He has a website, www.johnnylechner.com

--- He has appeared on "Late Show" with David Letterman, "Good Morning America" and other shows, describing a boisterous campus lifestyle of beer and merrymaking.

--- He has signed with the William Morris Agency, which is marketing a reality television series based on his life.

--- He'll pay $9,800 in tuition this year... but only because the Wisconsin Board of Regents imposed a surcharge last year virtually doubling tuition for students who exceed 165 credits. (Mr. Lechner has 242.) Wisconsinites call it the Johnny Lechner rule.

--- This from his website, "...it's not all toga parties and keg stands, but don't get me wrong, those things are happening."

--- Said Michelle Eigenberger, an editor at the campus newspaper: "It's getting old. For the sanity of the rest of the campus, we want him to get out of here."

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PostPosted: Fri May 12, 2006 9:44 pm 
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brilliant. if you have the money, it's brilliant. why do anything besides study and party all the time.

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PostPosted: Fri May 12, 2006 9:47 pm 
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he's van wilder

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jewels santana Wrote:
he's van wilder


no..that's retarded. he's brilliant.

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PostPosted: Fri May 12, 2006 10:47 pm 
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This dude is going to be so messed up when he finally graduates and goes off the the "real" world. 13 years of college?! I felt lost when I got out after 4.

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Neither brilliant or retarded. He just likes his odds at banging 17-year old girls who don't know any better.

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south pacific Wrote:
Neither brilliant or retarded. He just likes his odds at banging 17-year old girls who don't know any better.


therefore brilliant.

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PostPosted: Sat May 13, 2006 9:29 am 
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retarded...if he's got enough money that he can avoid working for 12 years, why bother going to classes either...just hang out at college bars and look for drunk chicks

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he probably doesn't have the money, 6 months after graduation is when you start paying loans, so if you never graduate...

plus he's 29 and banging a 20 year old if i did the math right.

Sounds like he knows exactly what he's doing at this point, even if he didn't when he started.

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Brilliant because he has been able to market himself so well--idiot for not being able to market himself to beer companies to be a spokesperson.

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And he's in Wisco. too...

Leave it to William Morris Agency to drop the ball, huh?

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If he wanted to stay in school so long why the hell didn't he just continue on and do a Master's or PhD?


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pollysix Wrote:
If he wanted to stay in school so long why the hell didn't he just continue on and do a Master's or PhD?


then what would make him different?

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pollysix Wrote:
If he wanted to stay in school so long why the hell didn't he just continue on and do a Master's or PhD?


then what would make him different?


He'd maybe have a chance of paying off those damn loans.


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Is this post going to change my "status"...??


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Naw. 50 more to go... :cry:










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pollysix Wrote:
Prince of Darkness Wrote:
pollysix Wrote:
If he wanted to stay in school so long why the hell didn't he just continue on and do a Master's or PhD?


then what would make him different?


He'd maybe have a chance of paying off those damn loans.


Doesn't sound like he owes much, relative to the average student graduating from a private school


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