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Hegel
 Post subject: Ever Shot Someone With a Bow and Arrow?
PostPosted: Fri May 12, 2006 4:50 pm 
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"This is actually legal in certain situations in the UK - in Chester, you can only shoot a Welsh person with a bow and arrow inside the city walls and after midnight. In York, it's perfectly legal, excluding sundays, to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow."
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Only the kind with the little rubber suction cup tip on them. I was hell with one of those when I was 9.

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but in New York, you can't do this
It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun.
in Utah
It is considered an offense to hunt whales
in Texas
It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel
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I'm glad I've never been to York.

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Stop Breathin' Wrote:
Only the kind with the little rubber suction cup tip on them. I was hell with one of those when I was 9.


This is a true story, I was playing with my then infant cousin and I suck one of those rubber suction cup arrows to my forehead.

When I took it off, I had a large red circle between my eyes that persisted for about a week.

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A friend of my brother's was shot through the leg with an arrow while they were in high school.











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discostu Wrote:
A friend of my brother's was shot through the leg with an arrow while they were in high school.











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Welcome to South Georgia, eh?

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No, but I once hit my cousin in the head with a yard dart. It hung there like a pigtail, and he had to have four stiches.
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As an early teen a neighbor/friend shot me in the heal with an arrow. At the hospital when I was getting stitched up the nurses were calling me "Robin Hood"

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stupid nurses. how 'bout stop banging the doctors in the linen closet and recognize Achilles

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Cotton Wrote:
I'd probably just drink myself to death. More so, I mean.


"Hey Judas. I know you've made a grave mistake.
Hey Peter. You've been pretty sweet since Easter break."

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I got 82 years in prison and a 5000 pound fine.
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More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are.

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buddy of mine got hurt pretty bad when as kids we decided that if you remove the suction cups, the game becomes a lot more realistic.

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No, but I once hit my cousin in the head with a yard dart. It hung there like a pigtail, and he had to have four stiches.


I once saw a lawn dart rest perfectly in my neighbor's asscrack after a 30 ft. arc. it was the cloest thing to an act of god i've ever seen. a very, very hilarious god.

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