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They need to make a commercial for it, with the animated, "hip" colonel cartoon charatcer and his new friend "The Senator," who will be a 7-foot tall Seersucker-clad southern gentleman.

"Whatcha eatin, theyuh, Senatuh?"
"Why this my my new Deeluxe Chicken Bucket!"

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Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:
They need to make a commercial for it, with the animated, "hip" colonel cartoon charatcer and his new friend "The Senator," who will be a 7-foot tall Seersucker-clad southern gentleman.

"Whatcha eatin, theyuh, Senatuh?"
"Why this my my new Deeluxe Chicken Bucket!"


GOLD JERRY!! GOLD!!!


Dis da new Monguh Buckett, available fo a limited time...

Cut to picture of me with stains all over said suit, passed out with chicken bones and beer bottles strewn about!

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I understand that you, of all people, know this crisis and, in your own way, are working to address it. You, the madras-pantsed julip-sipping Southern cracker and me, the oldman hippie California fruit cake are brothers in the struggle to save our country.

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for some reason I would expect good gravy in Canada. hmph.


It's terrible. Tastless and without merit.

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Senator Smebopolis LooGAR Wrote:

Cut to picture of me with stains all over said suit, passed out with chicken bones and beer bottles strewn about!


i'm guessing a photo like this is not hard to come by.

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Edit: Damnit, FT deleted. Oh well, +1.


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broken

Edit: Damnit, FT deleted. Oh well, +1.


I tried posting a pic from the old SNL skit "Pre-Chew Charlie's," but i couldn't get the link to work. Too many of those fucking %20s in the URL, I guess.

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