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 Post subject: Bears Eat Monkey In Front Of Zoo Visitors
PostPosted: Tue May 16, 2006 5:47 pm 
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Coulda been the best overly long indie band name ever, but it actually happened!

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Dutch Zoo Spokesman LooGar Wrote:
In an area where Sloth bears, great apes and Barbary macaques have coexisted peacefully for a long time, the harmony was temporarily disturbed during opening hours on Sunday.


Yeah, I guess the harmony was restored after the bears ate the monkey. DAT be some quality spin.
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that is so horrible!
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That's awful. Poor monkey. :(
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And any day now, we'll all be reading Pamela Anderson's press release condemning the bears.

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I heard the bears were seen in a hash bar the night before. Sounds like your typical case of the munchies.
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Coulda been the best overly long indie band name ever, but it actually happened!


Dang. I was hoping for a YSI.

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Anyone ever see David Spade's standup show from Phoenix that was on HBO? He tells a pretty funny bear mauling story.

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Don't worry, the monkey was made of soy.

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Don't worry, the monkey was made of soy.


'SOY MONKEY...THAT FUNKY MONKEY!!!"

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Wim Wenders is now doing a documentary about that courageous, though misguided, monkey.
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I'm pretty sure that one of those monkeys was the reincarnation of Timothy Treadwell.

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Notice how the zoo keepers behaved just like school teachers during a fight.

"Break THAT shit up? Do I look like I get paid enough to do that? BITCH, PLEASE."

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I don't eat it every morning, I do however, pull it out sometimes.

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I read this earlier and thought about posting it, but that seemed to be too predictable of me.
I wonder what set these bears off now after living with these monkeys for quite some time in the same enclosure.
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Those fucking monkeys probably started throwing shit around.

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This reminds me of the story of the baboon and the flamingo. :(
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That's awful. Poor monkey. :(


Not really. It'd throw its poop on you, given the chance.
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that is so awesome!
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